Funnier? Escort with: Spinners, or Roof scoop, or...

[Willskyline]

I've seen some messed up things done to cars before. I've seen a stock Ford Pinto with ground effects. I've seen someone put a corvette trunk and rear bumper on a Honda Accord. I've seen people try to make their own wings out of sheet metal or a 2x4, actually slowing the car. I started this thread to see if we can uncover some of the funny things done to escorts by people over the years. This is meant to be in fun, so no bashing of people, jut cars.

[Jet-Lee]

I was looking to making a hood scoop for mine, but changed my mind and am gonna look into making a ram air system that grabs air from the bumper area

[tardster]

I intend on ricing my 93 four door out, just to piss all these kids off in the ricers. I have a blitz body kit from a eclipse and I have a mold to make a roof scoop, then I'm gonna put on some rims and one of those coffee can mufflers just for shits and giggles...........LOL