Talk about being a pro in the wrong subject

[TheScientist]

http://www.genepool.addr.com/shoplift.html

and look at the last sentence!

Shoplifting is a great way to prove to the other kids in school that you are really cool.

DO NOT DO THIS AT ALL. RESULTS WILL SUBJECT TO PUNISHMENT AND POSSIBLE LAWSUIT.


durrrrr.

[eversio11]

its very tounge-in-cheek

[taranaki]

On the other hand, retail stores budget for shoplifting. The price of the merchandise is based, in part, on the assumption that some merchandise simply disappears without ever being paid for. So essentially, what you are taking has already been paid for by the friendly shoppers who have come before you.

If you shoplift,you are an asshole. I,and millions of other consumers pay more than I should for my stuff because you are a worthless shit who wants something for nothing.If I see you shoplifting,better hope that the security guard grabs you at the exit,before I do.

[D[X]P]

I told you, the world has gone to hell.

[psychobadboy]

Now I know how to spot a shoplifter. Thanks.

[TheScientist]

Originally Posted by taranaki

If you shoplift,you are an asshole. I,and millions of other consumers pay more than I should for my stuff because you are a worthless shit who wants something for nothing.If I see you shoplifting,better hope that the security guard grabs you at the exit,before I do.

I hope your not specifying, other than the guy who typed that up. because i DO NOT do this. Just curious becuase I know how you sometimes express a dislike for me naki.

[taranaki]

Originally Posted by TheScientist

I hope your not specifying, other than the guy who typed that up. because i DO NOT do this. Just curious becuase I know how you sometimes express a dislike for me naki.

Originally Posted by taranaki

If you shoplift,you are an asshole.

What do I have to do make that statement any simpler?

[jcsaleen]

[/quote] Shoplifting is a great way to prove to the other kids in school that you are really cool.[/quote]

How stupid can somebody possibly be to listen to that load of crap.

[96Civ]

Uhhhh..... I use to shoplift...


BUT!!!! I don't anymore. Its bad, its addicting and I sure as hell don't want anything on my record.

I know it was wrong.

[Jm93]

As a Manager in a Popular department store that sells everything from automotive products, to hardaware stuff, to sports and seasonal. i see a ton of thieft, and i have 0 respect for shoplifters, next time you try to steal from my store, you better make damn sure im not in there. i cant do anything inside the store, but once you leave that door, its fair game.

Things like this dont help my cause at all, actually id like to see a mod lock this thread, and maybe delete it.

[integra818]

I thought the website was a satire

[96Civ]

Yeah, I vote delete as well.

[2Slow4U_Noob]

I'm not sure if this site is serious or not? Check out its other links

http://www.genepool.addr.com
http://www.genepool.addr.com/car.html

[Cl0ak]

remove the security tag (most are adhesives) from something else in the store, and stick it onto the stranger's back.

I've actually done this to a friend in walmart, luckily the security guys thought it was pretty funny.

[YogsVR4]

It does say its a parody on the bottom image on that page.


Its a pretty weak parody though