600lb woman dies

[Ricochet]

what.
the.
fuck.

click

[Hyatus]

"Using planks, they loaded the woman on to the trailer, still attached to the couch. Removing her would be too painful, since her body is grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin has literally become one with the sofa and it must be surgically removed. "


I wash my back with a rag on a stick yuk yuk yuk.

[Raz_Kaz]

this topic was ridiculed on my local car club forum.


How the fuck do you sit on your ass for 2 years straight?

[Ricochet]

The article says 2-5 years.

Here is another article that says she "only" weighed 480lbs, and was on the couch for 6 years.
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
Either way, that's a big bitch who sat in the same stinking spot for a long friggin time. Imagine sitting in your own feces for that long?

[Raz_Kaz]

Authorities estimate she had been on the couch anywhere from two to five years.

Unless Im missing something...

[EighteenVisions]

Saw the thread title and thought "well no shit sherlock". I feel that if people are going to ignore their health like that, they deserve what they have coming for their ignorance.

[gigglesnirt]

she was so lazy she didn't get up to take a shit?....wait how did she eat, unless she ate her own shit, i think im finding it out now

[Drglass617]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

this topic was ridiculed on my local car club forum.


How the fuck do you sit on your ass for 2 years straight?

I don't know. I have trouble sitting for 1/2 hour let alone 2 friggin' years! Ya gotta be one lazy bitch. Hmmm. Maybe it was my ex-wife!!!

[dantheman00114]

its sad either way, and extremely gross.. think about it... she would have had no muscle mass what so ever

[dayna240sx]

first words out of my boyfriends mouth when i told him this was "well how did she shit?"

[ac427cpe]

that's gross, but can't be a case of neglect. someone had to bring her food.

[CamaroSSBoy346]

A preliminary autopsy on the the four-foot, ten-inch woman lists the cause of death as "morbid obesity." But officials want to know more about the circumstances inside the home.

You know what? I'm really gald the we have professionals..such as people that do autopsys..i'm glad they were really able to find out that a 600 lb woman died of obesity.

[zebrathree]

Maybe the couch was close to the door. Easy to order pizza etc that way.

[Sean]

Imagine the shape of the coffin.

[Jimster]

It'd be a square, no doubt.



Either way, that is fucking disgusting, I hope they burn the house when they're finished....