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Tell your tales . . . not limited to driving
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About 4 yrs ago, I was going to Greekfest. It was 8 cars following me. Anyway, we get there and have a blast. I hooked up with this chick there. She chilled with my crew and what not and come to find out, she lived in the Bronx also. This was cool with me cuz then it meant that I had the chance to drive her home. So as the afternoon came, it was time to go. I asked her if it was okay for me to drive her home and that her peeps could follow us, she was like okay. Mind you, I'm buzzed as fuck so I was definitely trying to see where her head was. So we're driving back and she tells me flat out, "Yo, I'm mad horny". Must of been the liquor! I was like "Wooorrd!" Only thing that came to mind. Like nothing was up, she kissed my neck and pulled down my shorts and started going down. I was like "Hooollly Shit!!" Mind you, I'm doing like 70mph. Long story short, when we got to the BX, I was sleepy as fuck and couldn't make it the rest of the way, so my boy had to drive me. I'd say, it was a good day.
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![]() I think that explains it all.
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Whos the gurning clown in the Ferrari?
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LOL. That was very good.
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A picture says a thousand words, and that one starts with "I just spanked a ferrari on a wet road........" :silly2:
I toke about 6weeks of work several year ago, packed up my car with a pile of canned food, cloths, sleeping bag, tent and pile of spare parts and tools to fix anything that might break, including a spare axle!. Then I head out of Auckland knowing that I had 1 day to follow my father down to Wellington to see my Cuzzie bros, then catch a ferry accross to the south Island 3 days later. Awsome drive down, The car was an old sligtly worked over Triumph 2500TC and the extra weight did wonders at keeping the back end under control through really fast open corners. ![]() Saw the cuzzies over Christmass then down to the ferry. When I drove off the on the other side I had no idea where to go, I just drove into the first Gas station I saw and said I wanted to tour the south Island, which is the best way to go, they gave directions that would head me towards Nelson and the west coast and away I went. On the way I picked up plenty of Hitch Hikers, who all provided not only great advice on places to stay, but also served as great company. Non of them had seen a car like the triumph before, and all Had to have Pics of it before they went thier own way. I was only 18 at the time and it was a great experiance, learned heaps about myself and NZ all at the same time, and I learnt a lot about driving. The car preformed almost faultlessly, although it developed a habit of blowing condensors in the dizzy, (but it was still capable of 90+mph on 5 cyl between fixs) and I mangaged to wind it up to 180kph with out it running out of revs, I just ran out of guts, the Mark II jag I was following however just kept going. It was for me the ultimate Road trip into the unknown.
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I think this explains it all.
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dont have a scanner...
but it would have to be the day i got to sit in an F40. that was nice. ![]() (not actual F40) |
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I got to have some fun in an "M" Roadster a while back. Nice car.
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The most exotic car iv ever driven was a Maserati Bi-Turbo, Heaps of fun, Once the Turbos got Spinning it had more than enough grunt to step the tail out in 2nd.
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One of my best days in a car was a few years back when i owned a Holden V8 and used to drag race it at tracks around the country.
We had just finshed building the motor(350chev) when we turned up at this meeting for it's first run. Me and my lady both drive so we took turns to race it. Anyway all these people thought we had shit show of winning anything. At the end of the day we walked away with "fastest chev"....."fastest lady" and won the 10-11 second bracket. I was really happy for my wife to win the lady prize as the women she bet was such a stuck up bitch that said to us before the race "you might as well put your heap of shit back on the trailer as there is no way in hell you will beat me " .....HAHAHAHA So it was a real buzz to see my wife kick her arse in the final. Then 2 weeks later at another meeting my wife was the only lady racing.......then what happens....that stuck up bitch goes and borrows another car that was faster then ours just so she could win. So they line up for the final and the stupid bitch red lighted giving the win to us...HAHAHAHAHA
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This was at the motor trend car show, i wasn't even supposed to touch the thing, but i just jumped in a took a few pictures.
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lol, that's awesome
![]() ![]() The General Lee was at the local car show last year, it was "safely" barriered by the "keep out" stuff. My friend and I were ready to leave, so we ducked under the tape, ran up to it, got pics, then honked the dixie horn and ran...ah great fun.
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....LOL...Have the pics to post though as i was a great fan of that show.
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Well, my friend has those pictures, but it was back again for this year's car show, and I took pics of it. But, that was a few months ago and I haven't developed them yet...I really should finish that roll of film. Once I do I'll put 'em up.
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