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#1
08-10-2004, 08:16 PM
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Carrrnuttt...
Ladies and Gentlemen...
Our very own Carrrnuttt... turned 30 today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! His birthday gift to himself was the purchase of a lovely home in, I think, Western Phoenix... Congrats Mr. Man. So, Everybody... please feel free to let loose on this day. His day of birth... Tell him how you feel about him. And do not sugar coat it, let him know how you really feel... Kinda like a roast. I'll go first... Ahem. You're an asshole. Worst off, You're an asshole with a pretty speedy car. Far worse than that, You make a good asshole... and you know it.  See... Wasn't that easy?!  I know you'll kick my ass for this in November but... oh well. 
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#2
08-10-2004, 08:22 PM
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Haha, ya crotchety old bastard! You're now at the point in life where you have to play tennis and go jogging just to stay in shape, and limit yourself to 2 beers a day.
Just think, you're only a few steps with a steel walker away from retirement, the home shopping channel and bingo night.  j/k man, happy birthday! 
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#5
08-10-2004, 08:40 PM
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Everyone lets go to his house to sock him!!!!
Wooohoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#6
08-10-2004, 08:51 PM
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Re: Carrrnuttt...
Happy birthday d00d. Teh 30 0wNz j00 now!
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#7
08-10-2004, 09:19 PM
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Re: Carrrnuttt...
HAPPY BDAY!!!
hmmm.... i'll be over on that side of town today... but sadly, no new car for you. sold the 7 today. ah yes. we still need to race 
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#8
08-10-2004, 09:37 PM
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didn't know you were 30. hope it went well. (we all know he is getting trashed)
me win
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#9
08-10-2004, 11:53 PM
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And it doesn't even end with the home shopping network. Next thing you know the weather channel will become your favorite channel, you'll be falling asleep snoring on your lazy boy by 8:30 every night, and then that's when arthritis kicks in. You'll be popping prescriptions pain killers like candy
 Oh yeah Happy Birthday 
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#10
08-11-2004, 01:07 AM
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i'm gonna turn this thread sideways a little
30 is your prime in my opinion, thats when jordan was at his best, came back and won 3 thats when magic was at his best. gary payton, scottie pippen etc..... i think 30-35 is your peak years, after that everything starts going down hill......then you start to wrinkle, year by year. muscle turns into fat. you begin to look older, and uglier and older. you will never again have hot chicks look your way, you will only daydream, and dream and grow old until you can no longer drive the speed limit. i make myself laugh(i'm probably the only one who will)happy birthday............ no better present then to have your own home 
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#11
08-11-2004, 01:12 AM
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Congratulations on 30 years of not blowing yourself up, dropping large items on your head, taunting Happy Fun Ball, and avoiding radioactive wasps.
Let us now celebrate the day of your escaping the confines of your mother's belly by lighting a pastry on fire and asking you to extinguish it.
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#12
08-11-2004, 02:03 AM
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Re: Carrrnuttt...
who says he hasn't had stuff dropped on his head?
LMAO @ the rest tho
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hello, i am Dan No more project cars. I wonder how long that will last...
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#13
08-11-2004, 02:08 AM
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Re: Carrrnuttt...
oh shit man your old, now give me your rodeo!
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#14
08-11-2004, 02:11 AM
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Re: Carrrnuttt...
And I woke up from my nap for this?
 LOL You guys are all assholes, and bastards to boot - quality bannings for everyone! HEHE Thanks for the crap...er...I mean well wishes, and unfortunately, no partying for me till this weekend, and even that's a maybe. Ah well, just another day....
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#15
08-11-2004, 03:09 AM
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Re: Re: Carrrnuttt...
Quote:
sorry granpa to wake you up Happy B-day you nuttt     
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