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Old 08-09-2004, 07:16 PM
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Lightbulb Word Meanings

READ SLOWLY----IT MAY TAKE A WHILE FOR THE LIGHT TO SHINE, BUT THESE ARE RATHER CLEVER!

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets !

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

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Re: Word Meanings

Those are friggin hilarious..
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Re: Word Meanings

Funny
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:20 AM
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Re: Word Meanings

Heard it, did it 2 years ago in class and actually made up the samething for most of those! Still good

Fosteoperosis: Australian for osteoperosis

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the EiffelTower

^Yes, that would be the French *shakes head*
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:26 AM
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LOL!
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:32 AM
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LOL!
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hehe i love clever jokes
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funny stuff... Good one
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Im going to take this to my Lit teacher tomorrow.
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you have to think a little about each one, but those are really good
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