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#1
08-09-2004, 12:06 PM
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good joke
Surprise the Wife
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.... The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?". The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!" This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says "1 2 3", and suddenly he gets a hard-on. His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1 2 3' for?" 
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#3
08-09-2004, 12:30 PM
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Re: good joke
 Raz sees everything
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08-09-2004, 02:47 PM
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Re: good joke
hahaha took me a second to get it..thought u didnt finish the post..but thats hilarious..also the witch doctor said it only works once a yr..then later says it wont work for another 3 months..hmmmm im not sure if this is a true story???
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08-09-2004, 03:56 PM
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Re: good joke
good point raz
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08-10-2004, 12:39 AM
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Re: good joke
Damn, someone bann this whore...and I do mean that as postwhore
  DSM owneds joo!
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#8
08-10-2004, 01:01 AM
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Re: good joke
Dammit Raz!
 Funny joke, btw. (post 1000...yay)
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08-10-2004, 03:42 AM
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Re: good joke
hahahahahahahahah...
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08-10-2004, 08:49 AM
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Re: good joke
Pretty funny
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funny, but doesnt it only work when he says it?
<-- raz
