*Whats the WORST LIE you heard about someones car??

[Multikillionaire]

I was once told that Toyota had 2 celicas with Tundra engines
that can run 6's!! lol

[KustmAce]

This definately doesnt belong in the New Categories forum

[pickle]

Someone once told me they had the best looking car

[93rollaracer]

actually there is at least 1 celica with a tundra engine in it...don't know about the second one, but the 1 that i saw in a magazine is right around 6's.

i'd say the funniest thing i've seen/heard is the kid driving around in his Civic GT-R

[Sean]

Originally Posted by 93rollaracer

actually there is at least 1 celica with a tundra engine in it...don't know about the second one, but the 1 that i saw in a magazine is right around 6's.

i'd say the funniest thing i've seen/heard is the kid driving around in his Civic GT-R

I've seen (but do not have photographic proof) of a Pontiac Grand Am with Type-R and GT-R emblems on the back. Big APC logo on the windshield? You guessed it.

[Hyatus]

when i still worked in the ole shop i had a high school kid explain to me the mechanics behind how a chrome 20 inch rim on his monte carlo helped him go faster because chrome made air glide past the wheels and something about friction. I was blown away. So i just gave him some stickers from our sticker box and he was excited. i think i gave him some apc, flowmaster, and nitrous works stiickers lol.

[ZedEx]

Heres a GREAT one...

-(This one is long... But funny) I noticed a guy had a new 300ZX at our school. So one day I saw a buncha kids checking it out, so I went over and started BS'n with him.

He told me it was a TT (Twin Turbo) and I didnt think anything of it... TT bumper, TT wing, TT decals. I bent down and looked in the front bumper for intercoolers... None.

Hmmmm... So I asked him to pop the hood. (he doesnt know I know lots about Z's yet) and I looked in the engine bay... Non-Turbo engine. He started telling me how hard the turbo's hit and all.

I said "whats a turbo?" with a dumb-ass look on my face. So the kid gave me a quick discription (he was wrong by the way) I acted confused and said whatever.

I looked in the bay again and said "One thing dude" he looked up at me. I said "Well one... This is no TT. Your VIN starts with JN1RZ24. TT's VIN's start with JN1CZ24. Also, your engine has only two ducting pipes leading into the plenum... TT's have four, two into intercooler's, two from, into plenum. Also I dont see any turbo's down there... Plus it even says right on the VIN, VG30DE ( the non-turbo engine code)... Sorry dude, gotcha!" He just looked at me and laughed, said "You know your shit" closed his hood and drove off.

That was probably the funniest car lie I ever pointed out to someone... Great stuff

-Wes

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by Samhain

-Wes

dude your sig is huge, its like a page by itself.

[EclipseRST]

this guy said he has a honda civic with a turbo eclipse motor in it and it runs low 11's in the 1/4 mile and he has 389hp on 15psi of boost... now heres where he blew his cover, 15psi is what the stock turbo eclipses come set at and they have 210hp! heres the conversation:

NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude wats ur problem
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: you have the same setup as me
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: number 2 asian started the scene
RST Eclipse GST:who the fuck are you?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: hahah
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: mr moderator
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: go ahead kick me out
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: like i dont have a mod sn
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im the mod who never have patient
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im ready to kick hella out
RST Eclipse GST:who are you then?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: nefariousr2o9
RST Eclipse GST:sign in and go post in the mod corner
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: at af
RST Eclipse GST:if you say you have a mod sn...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: why should i
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i only do mod n art
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: in*
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: by the way af is gay
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: we got aro
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sro
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: streetracing.org
RST Eclipse GST:then stay there...
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... good for you...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well by the way newcomer for imports
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ill run u for ur car
RST Eclipse GST:so why do you go around posting shit that isnt true
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: title for title
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: my shit is true
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: and faster than you
RST Eclipse GST:for my title... your so full of shit!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: one thing
RST Eclipse GST:show me a time slip or a dyno chart
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i will
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: by saturday
RST Eclipse GST:lol... by saturday
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: alrite tonite
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ill post it up
RST Eclipse GST:post it up now!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: its at the shop
RST Eclipse GST:or do you have to find one
RST Eclipse GST:off the internet!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: off the net
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: street sleeper n a dragger soon to b
RST Eclipse GST:if you knew anything about DSM's you would know it takes a lot more than 15psi to hit 389hp
RST Eclipse GST:so what year motor are you using!
RST Eclipse GST:and why
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: cyclone
RST Eclipse GST:what year
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: 91
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: rebuilt
RST Eclipse GST:keep goin
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: jdm
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: tdo5 turbo
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: 63mm trim
RST Eclipse GST:stock turbo?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: reported
RST Eclipse GST:reported?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: crower camshaft
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: yea bigger turbine
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: more like innovative turbo shit
RST Eclipse GST:what cam are you using
RST Eclipse GST:like diration
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sumshit iono
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im not the mechanic
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: my brother is
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: all i do is run it back n forth
RST Eclipse GST:jsut one cam?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude its a dohc
RST Eclipse GST:i know... i'm just finding out how much of a moron you are!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i lied about the side mounted intercooler
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i have a greddy front mount intercooler
RST Eclipse GST:and your not running 11s either!!1
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well yea
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i am
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ish pretty much a strip car
RST Eclipse GST:not on 15psi of boost!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: seats only
RST Eclipse GST:there is not way in hell
RST Eclipse GST:i dont care whats in the car!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: hold up
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i jus reduce the boost
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ish 15 pounds now
RST Eclipse GST:lol then thats a lot lighter than 400 lbs like you said before huh
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i dont have the car here
RST Eclipse GST:what psi were you running?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well more like 500 tho
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: haha
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well i took to my friends at import life down in so cal
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: south cali
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: they boost it up all the way to 30 psi
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sumshit happen with the tranny
RST Eclipse GST:LMFAO!!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: then kinda reduce it
RST Eclipse GST:ok just stop talking now!
RST Eclipse GST:this conversation is done...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ur in north
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: u dunno
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: wat we do in cali
RST Eclipse GST:there is no fuckin way you got 30psi out of that stock motor!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: yes u can
RST Eclipse GST:my motor is built pretty well and i only push 23psi thru it and i stop cause i start to sence knock... do you know what knock is? didnt think so!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: you jus dont have a clue
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: your shit is weak thats why
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: is it even a 4g63
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i look at ur cardomain
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... if you have any common sence about DSM's you would just shut your mouth now... i think i know what the fuck i am talking about!!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ase
RST Eclipse GST:done... goodbye and have a nice day!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: nope
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i will smoke you styll
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... can you say blocked!

[Mediocrity]

(guy with a 80s sunbird)

"I had my car up to 300 on the parkway... it was levitating"

[ZedEx]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

dude your sig is huge, its like a page by itself.

Was that a fat joke? Haha, just messing...

Yea and I just cut the thing down... It's just my little corner to BS.

I like my sig

-Wes

[ZedEx]

Eclipse RST... Funny story

You last names Vogel? You aware thats German for "The Bird"?

For some reason I know that...

-Wes

[EclipseRST]

yea i knew that... i took german in school, thats the only reason i know

[tman]

Someone once said my Buick was slow...

They was wrong.

[EclipseRST]

hey tman...



your buick is slow!!!