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Old 08-02-2004, 11:04 AM
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Smile Funny Morning Drive...

This might sound like a racing story at first, but its not



Well I get up to head to work, take my normal route here. As I come to a stop light, this old accord (80's maybe early 90's) pulls up beside me. He's got the big exhaust strapped on, the rear wheeles have 17's but the front ones still have the OEM hubcaps, he's got numerous stickers in various places. Now he looks over and revs at me, this is at around 9:30 in the morning, so I'm thinking, what the hell is wrong with these people? So I look over and laugh, he takes me seriously and guns it when the light turns green, I go about my normal speed. I come to the next set of lights and he looks over shakes his head and guns it again when it turns green, I make a right. Now all this happens, and I finally reach my destination and look for parking, as soon as I did, guess who pulls up beside me? Yup you got it, accord guy. Steps out of his car, and makes a smart-ass comment "too bad your car looks faster than it is". I just nod my head and he continues "maybe you can sell that POS and get a real car" laughs histerically and I walk into my office. Step in and I'm told theres new hiree's that I'm going to be supervising for a week....and guess who's one of the new hiree's? Once again, good guess! This jackass is under my thumb...



Moral of the story- Do not fuck with Raz Kaz
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:14 AM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

that is unbelievable! you are so lucky.

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Old 08-02-2004, 11:23 AM
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Moral of the story - if you're going somewhere for an interview, don't do anything stupid at least 3 blocks from the work place
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:24 AM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

haha thats awesome!! Guess i know who your putting on bathroom duty!
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:26 AM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

hahahaha, what an idiot
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:31 AM
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take a huge dump, clog the toilet, and make him deal with it.


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Old 08-02-2004, 11:35 AM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

Na, no bathroom duties for him (considering our job involves computers and taking calls)

I'll see what I can do for today, but I'm going to need suggestions on how to take care of ricers. For all those who need to punish ricers, you can do so, through me
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:38 AM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

make him wear latex gloves with lube on them all day, because you have a "job" for him that requires it.
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

what will his duties over the course of the day consist of? need a little background if im gonna dig up some punishment.
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

That's too good, HAVE FUN!!!
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Old 08-02-2004, 11:53 AM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

Tell him that his loud exhaust in un-acceptable...period....hehe
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Old 08-02-2004, 12:15 PM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

put a bunch of porn sites in his favorites menu then bust him on it in front of the rest of the employees! Or have someone call in and let him answer and have them act all crazy on him!
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Old 08-02-2004, 12:23 PM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

Well I'm giving these guys a test later on today, see what they've retained from their training....I'm just going to modify his a little bit
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

report back on further developments please
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Old 08-02-2004, 12:50 PM
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Re: Funny Morning Drive...

*UPDATE
Well everyone is listening on calls and will fill out a sheet on hwo they will handle it....saved my buddy the worst call ever recorded, let's see how he deals with it
Oh yea, its a 1 hour almost 2 hour call
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