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08-01-2004, 07:42 PM
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Alcohol Warning Label
Due to increasing product liability litigation, alcohol manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcohol containers/bottles:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a ****er. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thayshings like thish. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with the other sex without spitting. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morningand see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember) WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named FRANZ. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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08-01-2004, 08:09 PM
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08-01-2004, 09:22 PM
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Re: Alcohol Warning Label
hehe, wish those were true labels...
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08-01-2004, 09:30 PM
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Re: Alcohol Warning Label
 good ones
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08-01-2004, 10:44 PM
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08-02-2004, 12:35 AM
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 but always good to read, since I had a few at work! 
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08-02-2004, 12:42 AM
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Isn't calling
multiple times kinda redundant and a little ironic?
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08-02-2004, 12:49 AM
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Re: Alcohol Warning Label
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Look at the times of our posts, they are a minute apart..... His post wasn't there when I started mine....... 
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08-02-2004, 01:49 AM
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Re: Alcohol Warning Label
I read it before, but didn't know where...I guess it was here.
Still funny tho. 
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08-02-2004, 02:29 AM
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What Damien said, FREE POST!!!!!!!!!! 
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08-02-2004, 03:14 AM
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Re: Alcohol Warning Label
Free....errr....Repost
 . OK I think that's all the free posting that's going to happen.
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