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07-31-2004, 09:59 AM
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Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do
not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?! It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment,it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.******* And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send it to EVERYONE!! If you are a blonde, this is a joke.
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07-31-2004, 10:30 AM
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 What happens if I already do that when i fart(I loss more friends that way). 
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07-31-2004, 10:31 AM
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Re: Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
Now thats a virus lol
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07-31-2004, 10:32 AM
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The sad thing is, up to the point where it said "it will mess with your VCR", I believe the whole thing.
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07-31-2004, 12:26 PM
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Re: Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
Thats one helluva virus!
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07-31-2004, 12:46 PM
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Re: Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
sounds almost like having little siblings around the house.
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Re: Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
lol thats hilarious!
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oops, i almost fell for it during the first few lines.............
and yes i am blond......
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funny..... reminds me of my ex girlfriend...... scary
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Re: Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
Yea im blonde... We'll leave it at that
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lol nice one Toni
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Re: Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
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Re: Virus Alert of the Most Serious Kind!!!
turbo skyline-your exgirlfriend leaves dirty underwear on the coffe table, FUN!
pretty sad i thought the guy talking was serious about it, but wanted to tell him its wrong, then i found out its a joke
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haha.... me too 
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