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Old 07-28-2004, 03:55 AM
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For The Skaters!

Today Im skating at this Gas station thats been out of buisness for about 6 years now, so im skating and some lady walks up and says " Sorry but you can't play here"... First 3 words out of my mouth were "what the hell"!?!?! She starts yelling at me for saying Hell. I say sorry then I tell her that she does not own this gas station and she can't tell me and my friends to do anything. She starts saying I OWN THIS ALCHOLIC BEVERAGE STATION * why can't she call its a Liquer store ( I know I spelt that wrong lol ) and how does that haft to do with anything! I ask her if she owns the station and she says no! I say then its none of your buisness to boss us around like you own the whole fucking world then I get yelled at for saying fuck. So I finally said Hey if you have a problem call the cops then we can discuss how you treat the homeless ( there is a homeless man behind the drivethru car wash) She gets angry and says just wait her and Ill call the police! So I wait and wait and wait,etc Then suddenly its getting dark and I hert my self so Im about to leave, and she says WAIT and I wait while my friends just start skating again. She says a cop will be coming. I tell her well Im not going to deal with your BS and why do you love this station so much!? She says because her customers complain. I ask why. She says because they park there and they are afraid that we will dent there car. I tell her Well first of all you dont own this station, 2nd you pick on us everyday we are here,3rd your customers destroy the property and you dont give a shit.Then I walk off with my friends as she is yelling her bullshit how the cops are coming. One last thing I didnt wana do but I was so mad and my friends make fun of me for not doing this was flip her off.

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Old 07-28-2004, 04:25 AM
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So I was all like "dude are you giga hert" and he was like "no dude, I'm only mega hert" and so I said okay then he said use a fucking sentence man.
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Re: For The Skaters!

Yah this one time my brother and his friends were skating down by the river and he'd only just moved home, and since skaters melt crayons on stairs so they can grind better or what have you, this old guy starts abusing my brother about vandalising property etc etc. It's ridiculous. LIKE THEY DIDN'T DO STUPID SHIT WHEN THEY WERE OUR AGE! OH NO PERFECT OLD PEOPLE WAH WAH WAH. The end.
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Yah this one time my brother and his friends were skating down by the river and he'd only just moved home, and since skaters melt crayons on stairs so they can grind better or what have you, this old guy starts abusing my brother about vandalising property etc etc. It's ridiculous. LIKE THEY DIDN'T DO STUPID SHIT WHEN THEY WERE OUR AGE! OH NO PERFECT OLD PEOPLE WAH WAH WAH. The end.
w3rd! Damn old people (For the most part). I say we feed the ones who complain to the Lions at the zoo.
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w3rd! Damn old people (For the most part). I say we feed the ones who complain to the Lions at the zoo.

There was only one lion at the zoo when I went a few months ago We could always wait til they go insane and feed themselves to the lion(s) like that one guy at the beginning of the year/end of last year. My god that was hilarious.

But seriously why do people aged 60+ feel the need to lecture ONE person and blame everything on them, when chances are they didn't even contribute to the problem.
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Re: For The Skaters!

I loved those commercials a while back that said "what would happen if we treat all sports like we did skateboarding" and showed cops arresting people playing tennis hahaha!! I mean if they don't want us skateboarding should we just rob liquer stores instead? Hope I spelled everything correctly here so the grammer police of AF don't get on me....
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Old people like to rag on 'young folk' because most of them did things when they were young that we couldn't fathom doing. With that, considering we're living in a 'new-aged' world, they figure you're gonna do something waaay worse than they ever did so they're trying to keep you safe.

Hell if i know, but that makes sense to me, and i can back it up:

My Grandpa's first car was bought for 300 dollars. He would go down to the rail yards in his car and chase the rail workers with it. They'd call the police and he'd take off. He tied cats to sheets and threw them off the top of box cars to see if the 'parachute' would work. He had a REAL slingshot that shot REAL rocks like a GUN would...imagine the damage. He also had 22 calibre rifles by the age of 12 and a REAL bow with REAL arrows at the age of 8.

You can use your imagination with the last few things listed there! Today we have video games and skateboards to keep us occupied, so we don't have to do crazy stuff with weapons and cars like that anymore.

It makes sense to me....
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damn,sorry I wrote that quick! Next time Ill take more time and make a complete sentance.... Sorry just had to release my anger. Also it wasnt like I was ruining anything! The people that park there do more damage like graffiti.
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Re: For The Skaters!

yeah skateforfood, I know what you mean. we get kicked out of places all thet iem that we think ppl wouldn't normally care about. Theres this one place down by the train tracks where NOBODY goes. nobody cares about it, and the place is falling apart. But, it does offer some great lines for skating. Anyways, we always get some people who think just because they're older they can yell at us and make us do shit. Even though they would have no responsibility for that area, or the things that go on there. Who are you to tell us that? Man, some people like that really do piss me off.
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Re: For The Skaters!

hey skateforfood, welcome to chicago, thats all you get.
even while at a park ppl bitch like they own the fucking place. im not talking skate park i mean like park as in trees and benches style. o well, u did the rite thing, you should have told her to bring her ass inside her store
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I loved those commercials a while back that said "what would happen if we treat all sports like we did skateboarding" and showed cops arresting people playing tennis hahaha!! I mean if they don't want us skateboarding should we just rob liquer stores instead? Hope I spelled everything correctly here so the grammer police of AF don't get on me....
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2slow: I am sorry, I didn't know.
Grammar police: you should of thought about that before you hit the post button, son.
2slow:what are you going to do to me?
Grammar police: Turn around and bend over.......

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So I was all like "dude are you giga hert" and he was like "no dude, I'm only mega hert" and so I said okay then he said use a fucking sentence man.

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You dealt with it better than I would have. I would've smacked the bitch in the head the second she started.
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Re: For The Skaters!

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Old people like to rag on 'young folk' because most of them did things when they were young that we couldn't fathom doing. With that, considering we're living in a 'new-aged' world, they figure you're gonna do something waaay worse than they ever did so they're trying to keep you safe.

Hell if i know, but that makes sense to me, and i can back it up:

My Grandpa's first car was bought for 300 dollars. He would go down to the rail yards in his car and chase the rail workers with it. They'd call the police and he'd take off. He tied cats to sheets and threw them off the top of box cars to see if the 'parachute' would work. He had a REAL slingshot that shot REAL rocks like a GUN would...imagine the damage. He also had 22 calibre rifles by the age of 12 and a REAL bow with REAL arrows at the age of 8.

You can use your imagination with the last few things listed there! Today we have video games and skateboards to keep us occupied, so we don't have to do crazy stuff with weapons and cars like that anymore.

It makes sense to me....
VERY well said. Agree with every last word.
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