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Old 07-27-2004, 01:44 PM
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Sex with AIM nerds

I decided to do this as a joke and the guy really started to get into it. Mods, if you find this too innappropriate please delete and I apologize for the trouble.

AtomicPurdue: hey
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: hey sexy
AtomicPurdue: you got a pic
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: sure do
JGTC Xanavi 350Z wants to directly connect.
AtomicPurdue is now directly connected.
AtomicPurdue: can i see it sexy
AtomicPurdue: awsome
JGTC Xanavi 350Z:
AtomicPurdue: n e more?
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: nah sorry babe
AtomicPurdue: damn
AtomicPurdue: i would love for you to suck on my cock
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: sure baby
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: you want me to do it now?
AtomicPurdue: get naked first
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: alirght babe
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: *starts taking off clothes*
AtomicPurdue: yeah baby
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: *starts sucking your big cock*
AtomicPurdue: u into incest>?
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: im into whatever you want baby
AtomicPurdue: sex with fam
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: what are you tryin to tell me baby?
AtomicPurdue: u got a brother or dad or sister or mom around
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: yeah sweetie
AtomicPurdue: which one
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: my dad
AtomicPurdue: u wanna try and see if hes into it
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: hell yeah
AtomicPurdue: u want your daddys cock in your pussy?
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: as long as you can be in my ass
AtomicPurdue: damn, your a kinky little bitch
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: hell yeah sweetie
AtomicPurdue: well go get him, bring him in there and sit him down at the comp, ill talk to him while you suck him
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: ok sweetie
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: here he is
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: shes pretty kinky aint she?
AtomicPurdue: you like that dont you
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: hell yeah
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: shes sucking me dry
AtomicPurdue: haha, this totally isnt your dad
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: youre right sweetie
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: but trust me he gets it each night
AtomicPurdue: right...
AtomicPurdue: maybe from your mom
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: haha youre funny
AtomicPurdue: would you have sex with your dad
AtomicPurdue: tell me truthfully
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: yes
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: im so horny and no one will do me
AtomicPurdue: your mom
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: no way
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: i dont do chicks
AtomicPurdue: why not
AtomicPurdue: haha
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: just dont spin that way sweetie
AtomicPurdue: sad
AtomicPurdue: would you ever come onto your dad or brother to seduce them
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: only my dad
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: no brother
AtomicPurdue: oh
AtomicPurdue: go and try it, come back and tell me how it went
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: no baby i want you
AtomicPurdue: hmmm... you seem kind of like my little slut slave right now
AtomicPurdue: is that what you are
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: yes
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: i am
AtomicPurdue: what state you from again
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: pa
AtomicPurdue: get naked
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: already am
AtomicPurdue: how big are your tits
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: c cups baby
AtomicPurdue: what
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: grab em and see
AtomicPurdue: take another pic of you
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: dunno where the cam is
AtomicPurdue: damn babe
AtomicPurdue direct connection is closed.
AtomicPurdue: why you close the connection
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: i ddint
AtomicPurdue: r u into public stuff
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: like in bathrooms?
AtomicPurdue: no like flashing people
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: oh hell yeah
AtomicPurdue: what does the window in there face
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: what do you mean?
AtomicPurdue: does it face the street, or the back yard
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: back yard
AtomicPurdue: damn
AtomicPurdue: i was gonna make your masturbate to the front street
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: hahaha fuck i cant do this anymore
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: did you really think i was a girl?
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: please.
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: you were just in one of my greatest pranks.
AtomicPurdue signed off at 1:42:15 PM.
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Old 07-27-2004, 01:56 PM
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LOL Nicely done!
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Old 07-27-2004, 01:58 PM
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

greatest prank?
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:00 PM
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

ummm....
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:00 PM
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

Uh, I think that you were getting schooled while you were schooling. everybody I know has done that, it was probably a drunk 20 y/o college kid at the computer with his friends. he is probably still laughing at you
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:02 PM
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

you are only 14? what is the world coming to? I hope you know how dangerous stuff like this can be when executed by a little person like youself. the internet is not totally anonymous. people have ways of finding out who you are.
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Old 07-27-2004, 02:06 PM
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

haha funny shit man i think we have all done this before
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Old 07-27-2004, 04:49 PM
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

wonderful,the education and social skills that the computer age has brought to todays youth.When I was a kid,we had to shoplift our porn from gas stations.
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Old 07-27-2004, 06:50 PM
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

kids don't have to steal something when they already have enough in their heads to reproduce it.

Am I totally crazy, or is a 14 y/o too young to be having a conversation like that.
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oh my god dude, who gives a fuck if he's 14? hell i lost it at 13! if you dont believe me, i can go into detail....age means nothing nowadays...kids know everything before theyre 12 anyway...hell my mom teaches 1st grade and kids talk about taht shit and worse stuff even then!
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

And look how you turned out. Do we want the whole world to just shrug this off as acceptable. Morality in our country seems to have gone the way of the dodo <as did that saying


PS. You are not supposed to start acting like this till you turn 16
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Re: Re: Sex with AIM nerds

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And look how you turned out. Do we want the whole world to just shrug this off as acceptable. Morality in our country seems to have gone the way of the dodo <as did that saying
llook how i turned out? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

that was supposed to insight a moment of self reflection. that almost always works.
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Re: Sex with AIM nerds

My avatar could beat your avatar in a uselessness contest anyday
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