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Old 07-25-2004, 03:45 AM
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The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

got this idea from a magazine. post your own!


Hours Worked Today by Brian: 14.

Hours he was supposed to work: 7.

anger increase this caused, in percent: 100

total number of hours worked in last 2 days: 21.

ammount of pay for this work, in CDN$: 268

number of items on new menu at the restaurant where Brian works: 56.

number of these new items that Brian had to learn to make last night: 56.

number of drinks consumed by girlfriend's dad by the time i showed up at her house: 10

subsequent hours of entertainment this provided: 1.5

time now: 3:41.

time brian has to get up tomorrow: 8:30

total sleep time: 4:49

numbers of hours that this amount of sleep will keep Brian awake tomorrow: 2.5

numbers of AFer's Brian is talking to on IM programs at this moment: 2

number of these AFer's in same time zone: 0
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Old 07-25-2004, 03:49 AM
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

So I should stop complaining about having to work 4 hours each day of this weekend then.
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Old 07-25-2004, 04:12 AM
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

I don't work weekends

That said, there was a time when I had to work 36 hours straght in one weekend.

Its all a part of life, and one you learn never to go back to.
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:12 AM
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

well I'm inbetween jobs right now... I'd work 14 hours in a heartbeat just to make some money... finding a job sucks balls!

but not being imployed leaves plenty of time for sleeping, playing guitar, eating, hanging out with friends, and posting on AF

I guess its not so bad... untill I go to the cold hard numbers of:

hours worked in the last 2 weeks by Nick: 0

dollars made by Nick in the last 2 weeks: 0

number of people Nick owes money to: 2

how much money Nick is going to have to buy a new car: 0



and I didn't even get to watch any drunk old guys either!
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Old 07-25-2004, 05:45 PM
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the idea was to post your own numbers, you nincompoops! Nick got the idea.

number of boats ridden on by Brian today: 1

number of plates of "all you can eat breakfast" consumed by Brian on said boat: 4

subsequent hours of sea-sickness caused by this: 2

hours of work Brian has put in this weekend: 21

hours of sleep Brian has gotten this weekend: 12
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Old 07-25-2004, 06:00 PM
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

Let's see...better do friday since I actually 8did something....

Number of hours worked by Nait: 8

Number of times I opened the door for peopel as a bellhop: :Too many

Number of beers on the job in a guests rooman first day: 2 =priceless!!!

You can always get another job, but good Canadian Beer in Virgina, rare find.

Canadian Beer...eh
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Hours Worked Today by alex: zeroooo

Hours he was supposed to work: according to the parents, too many

hours looking through summit, jegs, and sdpc catalogues at parts alex cant afford: 2 total

Total number of attempts to do something constructive: 0

Funniest amount of gas seen purchased today, in dollars/cents: $0.76 (no lie!)

Amount of horsepower dreamed up by alex: 450

Amount of horsepower used today by alex: 90 (gotta love toyota)

Amount of time spend doing this: 10 minutes on and off

Amount of time caring: 0
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numbers for this week:

hours worked - 40

avg hours of sleep a night - 6

money spent - approx $100

money loss from poker texas holdem - $40

problems fixed on my car - 2

mods laying around waiting to get installed - 5

parties went to - 3

number of girls I hooked up with - 0

drift shows I went to - 1 (faulken drift showoff was tight)

hours practicing driftin - 0 (i need a stick and LSD!)

money earned (2 weeks paycheck) - $1080
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

Hours worked by Jon in past 5 and a half days: 55.84

Hours Jon was supposed to work: 40

Amount of fatigue felt on the last day of this work week in percentage: 100

Money paid to Jon per hour for his work: $6.25

Percentage of how much Jon thinks he is paid dick for his services: 100

Amount of time in years Jon has worked as a car detailer: 3.5

Amount of time in years Jon has done more than just detail cars for a pathetic paycheck every two weeks: 3.5

Amount of joy in percent that Jon will be feeling when he goes to college in less than a month: 100
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

today's numbers:

amount of sleep: 5.5 hrs

hours worked: 4.5

hours i was supposed to work: 0

contact perscription before formatting usless crap for 2 hours: 2.75

perscription after: 4.00

amount of money i will earn: $25

sleep i will get tonight: at least 12 hours
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Why can't find a job outside of horses. I am sick of working with horses. Its frustrating not getting call backs or turned down that is everything
not horse related.
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

Hours worked today: 1.5

Amount of times pickle got woken up by phone calls this morning: 4

Number of hamburgers consumed by pickle at lunchtime: 5

Amount of time spent doing assignments: 0

Amount of time left until assignments are due: 2.5 weeks (anyone wanna be a lab rat?)

Amount of money in the bank "saved": $10

Amount of debt: $3000

Years it's going to take pickle to pay back growing debt: 23632632632632623
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

hours worked the last 3 days... 40

hours working tomorrow... 14

pay for 40 hours... 210 US

customers I pissed off today... 4
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Re: The Cold, Hard Numbers Behind Your Day.

Hours worked by Jared in the last two weeks: 0

Money left in Jareds bank account as of this morning: $2718.73

Number of hours of consecutive lectures this morning: 4

Number of people Jared has said hi to today: 18 roughly

Number of hours spent cleaning room: 3 and still not done.

Number of M & M's left in my packet: 15

Ummm....That's it.
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numbers for this week:

hours worked - 62
avg hours of sleep a night - 5

money spent - approx $600

money lost to pizza man cause i cant stand to cook $92.38

problems yet to be fixed on my car - 3

hours spent sitting at home doing nothing 12

parties went to - 0

number of girls I hooked up with - 0

number of physical injuries 2 (1 dislocated ankle, 1 sprained wrist)

number of times i was woken by the phone that wasnt for me 7

money earned not near enough

number of friends visited 0

number of km driven 0 ( cant drive cause of the cast)

number of miles wish i could drive to let off steam 4000

number of strong painkillers consumed 26
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