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Old 07-22-2004, 11:18 PM
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Enter if you dare!!!!!

I don't believe this has been done in a while, so, let's see if we can keep this in tune with it's purpose. With that said, let the games begin!!!!

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(not original, but funny)

You're so ugly, if my dog had your face, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
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Old 07-22-2004, 11:26 PM
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You're so ugly, if my dog had your face, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
Your mother so stupid, I told her to get me some head and shoulders so she got on my shoulders and gave me some head.
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Your mother so stupid, I told her to get me some head and shoulders so she got on my shoulders and gave me some head.
You're so ugly your doctor told you to put Preparation H in your shampoo.
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Old 07-22-2004, 11:32 PM
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You're so ugly your doctor told you to put Preparation H in your shampoo.
Your ears are so big, you can hear what I'm thinking!
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Old 07-22-2004, 11:39 PM
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You so poor somebody rang the doorbell and yo mama stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG!
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You're Australian.
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You're Canadian.
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Yo mama is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.
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Your mama is so dumb she couldn't pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
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yo mama's just like KFC, because every part of her is finger lickin' good


yo mama's so nasty, cuz when i came over and said that i brought a pack of ho-ho's, she thought that i called her name twice
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Your half Australian, half Canadian mom is so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone while trying to stop you from reading her thoughts with your big GIGANTIC ears after yelling "DING DONG" when some one rang your doorbell cause you're so poor.



BOOYAH !!!
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your american
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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
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Yo mama so stupid, she can't spell application
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