25 ways to cope with stress

[Raz_Kaz]

l. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.

2. Use your Master card to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.

3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

4. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.

5. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.

6. Dance naked in front of your pets.

7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.

8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.

9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.

11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.

12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.

13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's husband/wife.

14. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

15. Drive to work in reverse.

16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.

17. Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule", and let him figure it out.

18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.

19. Polish your car with earwax.

20. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.

21. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.

22. Braid the hairs in each nostril.

23. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

24. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.

25. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.

Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.

[FireBball972]

oh man there are some good ones in there

[PunkAlex]

im suprised bouncing off the rev limiter isnt on the list!!

[MagicRat]

Some of these actually work.
My cheap SOB boss put in a coffee machine at work, with a cash box "PLEASE PAY 50 CENTS FOR COFFEE"

Damned right I pay for it in pennies, every time.
(Like my working 11 hours a day on salary isn't payment enough.)

[burnM]

4. When someone says "Have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
I've actually done that.... Or you can talk to yourself constantly, and when someone asks why, say, "because there's no-one else here that's intelligent enough to have a conversation with."

6. Dance naked in front of your pets.
Who hasn't done that?!

15. Drive to work in reverse.
Used to do that to go check the mail three blocks down... drove my mother nuts.

17. Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule", and let him figure it out.
Tell him to "go shit in a rolling doughnut" and watch the look on his face

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.

Bonus points if you hit their car.

Even more if you hit your boss.

[MagicRat]

Originally Posted by Integra06

Bonus points if you hit their car.

Even more if you hit your boss.

Not if it hits my General Manager. At 400 lbs, she's hard to miss.