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Old 07-22-2004, 10:13 PM
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15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

1.A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

2.When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer

3.A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breathe

4.You don't have to wine and dine a beer

5.If you pour beer right, you'll always get good head

6.Hangovers go away

7.When your finished with a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents

8.You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

9.A beer always goes down easy

10.You can share a beer with your friends

11.Beer is always wet

12.You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer

13.A frigid beer is a good beer

14.You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty

15.You can enjoy beer all month long
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

can u have sex with a beer?
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can u have sex with a beer?
Just don't get it stuck in a bottle if you try...
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Old 07-23-2004, 01:18 PM
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can u have sex with a beer?
15 to 1....I think beer wins
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

I have this poster in my room...

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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

you wanna pst that bigger so we can see the other 15 items on the list? (like anyones looking at the list anyways)
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

one bad thing about beer...too much and you end up ignoring the 15:1 thing
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

Haha i thought i'd be offended but those are really funny.
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

Raz..... You have 7 seconds before I release the repost hounds on you...
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

what the hell do you want me to do? I want you to find the first post of this
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Re: Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

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can u have sex with a beer?

Girls can. I wouldnt, but I've heard some do.
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Girls can. I wouldnt, but I've heard some do.
You probably would if you drank the beer from the bottle
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Re: 15 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women

No I wouldn't! Besides, you guys are EXTREMLY easy to get, especially when drunk. I wouldnt need a bottle.
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