payback

[emerge]

OK I need help thinking of a way to get back at a co-worker of mine. We are both salesmen at SEARS. Last week, we were both working and at one of the cashier stations was a new girl. Not to be mean, but she was quite unattractive. And really unattractive at that. So my friend took it upon himself to give her a piece of paper with my name and number on it. Then he convinced me to hang out over there near her station (I didn't know about the number thing at that point). She assumed it was done as a joke, thank god. But I still think I should get him back. Just a little prank to play on him. Any ideas?

[Raz_Kaz]

Heres a good one, take a bat and introduce it to his head






Damn, I had a website full of these things....cant surf for them at work though

[YogsVR4]

Eh – go out with her and have a good time.

[emerge]

She's ugly.

[RSX-S777]

Find a girl with herpes to sex him up...

[lamehonda]

......or signal748

[Hyatus]

Give some guy who works there whos a loud mouth and like to talk alot his number and name with hearts around it.

[ghostguy6]

you should become friends with the girl and comvince her to act like she really wants the guy

[Karmah]

Depending on which dept. you work in and how long he's been working there, there's several things you can do:

Electronics: Call from another phone (using an "old foogie" accent and verbage) and have him look for a CD re-winder. If he says one doesn't exist, call him a liar and yell at him about how you were just there yesterday and saw some in the middle of the aisle(I've actually gotten a new guys to search for 15 mintues for one of these before we were all laughing so hard he clued into the joke.)

Men's Dept: (True story) I had some pervert call the Men's Dept. and start asking the gals I work with if they had "Extra Large" underwear cus he was "well endowed". The poor girls made me get on the phone and I had to spend 15 minutes listening to this sick-o tell me how hard it is to buy underwear that didn't "bind". (Should I have told him to f**k off? Yeah, but I've had some really weird requests before and you never know when someone is gonna complain to your boss) Reenact this to the discomfort of your friend and threaten to complain to his boss if he starts laughing.

Shoe Dept: Call and start a long conversation about how you only have one foot and you don't need 2 shoes. B!tch and moan about how you don't want to buy BOTH shoes since you don't need them. Threaten discrimination against 1 legged people if he doesn't comply.

Hardware: Have someone call in a high-pitched, heavily accented voice asking for plumbing supplies. Explain that the toilet is stopped up from a massive case of bowel explosion after eating too much curry/mexican food (depending on which voice you can do better). Go into detail about said explosion and get very angry if he starts to laugh.

All these jokes can be done over the phone from a different area of the store. If you work in a different area, modify as needed

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by emerge

She's ugly.

You're shallow.

[pickle]

Give his number to a gay male?

[geofroley]

Originally Posted by Toksin

You're shallow.

And there is something wrong with that??

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by Toksin

You're shallow.

But if he acts like that, it's probably the best he'll get anyway.

[eversio11]

Originally Posted by Toksin

You're shallow.

Now come on, there has to be some sort of physical attraction. All that 'inner beauty' bullshit doesn't really fly

[Sean]

Originally Posted by Karmah

Explain that the toilet is stopped up from a massive case of bowel explosion after eating too much curry/mexican food (depending on which voice you can do better). Go into detail about said explosion and get very angry if he starts to laugh.

I've been there before...