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Old 01-31-2002, 12:47 AM
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anal sex

i realy want to do it but my girl wont let me, she says it hurts, what should i do
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I'd suggest that you don't do it then. NEVER force her into it.
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Re: anal sex

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i realy want to do it but my girl wont let me, she says it hurts, what should i do
:apuke: :apuke: :apuke: :apuke:

Go find a big fat ugly tranny and let him do it to you .If you still think it's a good idea after that,find a girl who has no shame and is willing to let you treat them this badly.
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Some girls like that shit.

I personally just like to beat the pu$$y up

I don't want her playing with my ass, so I don't play wit hers!
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Question Is this appropriate to discuss here!? (I'm not sure)

So, you wanna... "put it in da butt?, don't you!? :hehe:

1st) Talk about it with her... Has she done this before? Why did it hurt? Ya know stuff like that...
If she's willing, you don't just stick in all your "manhood" in her first of all. God, I hate it when I hear ladies' stories of bad sex...
You work her up to accepting your little soldier.
When you're playing with her down there, playfully stick your finger up there... slowly! This is sex... one of the life's natural highs!
Also... LUBRICATION!!! I can't stress this more than enough...
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thats definitely off-topic.

this forum just went to sewer level.
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OMG, that is wayyyyyyy too much information! :apuke:
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Old 01-31-2002, 01:16 AM
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Red face Silly me...

Make sure she's taken care of defecation...
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I think ot has hit an alltime low.

can it get lower?
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We're all adults here, right?

If this is too taboo of a topic to discuss here, try www.off-topic.net
Anything goes there...
The vaginarium is where you want to go...

I'm done...
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I think ot has hit an alltime low.

can it get lower?
It sounds like the guy is trying to get some serious answers. I think that is fine to post here!! ....I just think a [MATURE] label should be put in the thread title for any thread that might get someone in trouble who is at work.

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Due to the graphic nature of this thread: moving to Stress Release. (The only forum with a forum-wide warning... )
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We can take it lower, this is a fellow Male asking a serious question- Be Nice fellas
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anal sex

just forget it she is right its not a good feeling.
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I’m sorry, I don’t want to sound mean or anything, but if you want to know why she’s not interested go and buy a great big dildo and stick it up your butt then you’ll have some understanding of why she’s not into it.
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