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07-21-2004, 02:03 AM
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Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
I'm at the carwash earlier today with the C320. I'm talking to a guy that I've raced before (330ciwith intake, exahust, chip, short shift) in the 325i (and lost, duh), and this kid pulls up in a Mustang. Not a standard Mustang though, oneof the ones I have dubed...a Ricestang.
See, a Ricestang is a different breed of Mustang. V6, ricer exhaust, altezzas...but worst off, some prepubescent punk ass dirver who doesn't know crap about crap. Anyway, kid pulls up, 'hard core rap' blasting (and I'm thinking, wearing baggy jeans and listening to rap loud does not make you a bad ass), and gets out of his car. He doesn't even get it washed, he just sits and looks at the other cars like hes challengin us all. Anyways, he comes up to me, and asks if the C320 is mine. I say it is, and he tells me that he could smoke me straight out, and that hed embrass my (and I quote) 'Anti American German Loving Nazi Ass'. Wow, thats a new one to me, considering the fact that he has a W in 04 sticker on the car, and I'm wearing a pro Bush t-shirt... So anyways, I ask him what he has under the hood. He pops it, and lets me take a look. First, I notice that he has some billited covers. Ok, thats 300hp...but then, I see it...he has a turbonator. 600hp easy. (Yes, I am joking). He tells me about his mad custom dual exahust (with ricer mufflers), and that hes gonna smoke me straight out. The guy in the 330ci wants to go bad, I can almost feel him about to challenge the guy, but I step in and say fine, you wanna learn the hard way, lets go. I let the 330ci guy come with me, he wants to see first hand this kid get smoked. We decided to go from a dig and a roll. We line up at a red light, nice empty road out in front of us. Light goes green, and I jump on it. He pulls early up by about a bumper, then I fly by him, and keep pulling. I put about 4 to 5 lengths on him before I pull off at 115. Now its time for a run from a roll. This time hes 'sure to smoke me cuz teh turbo will have time to spool..." Wow. We get on the highway, get away from traffic, and pull up next to each other doing about 60 each. I let him give the count, three honks, and were off again. This time, he doesnt even pull on me, I just take off. Pull off at 120, five lengths or so up, and go to exit. We exit, and he pulls up next to me, and rolls his window down. I'm thinking hes gonna say good job or something (my second race against a rice stang, the first one I won, and the guy was really nice), but he just gives me the bird, tells me that I cheated, and I need to watch my back. 330ci guyis laughing his ass off, and as the Ricestang guns it, chirps the tires, and takes a hard turn, a cop swings out and nails him. Justice, sweet justice. CLIF NOTES: Guy in a V6 stang started mouthing off Challenged him Raced him twice Won twice He got nailed by a cop
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07-21-2004, 02:14 AM
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Good kill, nice to see stupid ass people put in there place. And he wonders why he is riding around BY HIMSELF...but i have a question...
you said you got him about 5 cars to 115...from a roll...THAT'S IT? 5 cars? Please explain your BMW's specs as i know nothing about them. I thought u would have killed him more than that.
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07-21-2004, 02:46 AM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
In the BMW, I think I would have gotten the same results, but I was racing in the Benz. The 325i is only a 2.5l I6, 187 at the wheels, 176ftlbs tq. Not sure what the Benz is, but its a 3.2l V6 (However, it did get beat by the 330ci, just like the 325i).
It may have been more, 330ci guy told me it looked like 5 lengths or so. Usually, I don't really look back when racing, I'm to busy watching ahead for traffic and cops.
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07-21-2004, 11:34 AM
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Oh sooo nicely done! The justice is served was the cherry on top!
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07-21-2004, 11:48 AM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
holy cow. lovely story there. thanks for sharing. i wish people would come up to me like that, but i dont know if i could hold my composure. did you control yourself? or did you even have a smirk while he was shouting out the BS? i think i would have laughed in his face, but thats just me.
and what a sweet end. good ol' cops.
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07-21-2004, 11:57 AM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
yeah I would have point at him and laughed like theirs no tommarrow.....oh yeah nice on sending the pony to the glue factory.......
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07-21-2004, 12:00 PM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
story was cool, until this detail
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j/k or am I? perhaps?! ill shut up
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07-21-2004, 12:18 PM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
Im sorry but I would have to agree bush is as stupied as a BUSH......
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07-21-2004, 12:18 PM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
yeah thats a funny ass story, lil bitch got what he deserved. And how did you cheat? im curious? Did u use magic? Or some super human power that you have to make your car go faster?
But ill take dumbass bush anyday over Kerry. . .
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07-21-2004, 12:24 PM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
Remeber, if you agree with Kerry today, wait till tommorow...and thats as far as Im going....
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07-21-2004, 04:21 PM
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Re: Taught a 'Ricestang' a lesson in German (Cliff Notes at Bottom)
he does have a point their....
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07-21-2004, 04:50 PM
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Ohh god that would have been sweet on video!
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