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COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum!
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get hard time 11 36.67%
blow his head off 19 63.33%
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:55 PM
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you are driving down the road and get pulled over. you have at least a dozen sacks of dope in the car and a 12 fully loaded shotgun. do u let him arrest you or blow his head off!?
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Why'd you get pulled over?

Minor infraction: Play cool, hide the gun, take the ticket, thank the officer, keep on moving.

Major fuch up: get arrested

How is this a joke?
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....U dont hear jokes much....2 answers...not serious.
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Old 07-22-2004, 01:41 AM
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Maybe, but I still don't see where this is funny.
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to those that answered blow his head off, i hope ur were females...lol
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Oh i get it, still not funny
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friggin lame.
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ummmm...
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why not just share the pot with him??!?!?!
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whoa!! this was over a month ago...(too slow)
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meh just stumbled over a crappy joke and thoght i'd poke fun of it lil.
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Voted to blow him away. You might get like 20 years for the crime, might as well take a chance, especially if you're older, 50s or 60s. That's probably what I'll do when I'm like 80, and have lived my life.
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Voted to blow him away. You might get like 20 years for the crime, might as well take a chance, especially if you're older, 50s or 60s. That's probably what I'll do when I'm like 80, and have lived my life.
exactly!!
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Im guessing you guys didnt get it. "Blow him away." blowjob. Funny, joke, haha...not really. hopefully this will be the last post in this 3 month old thread.
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