AIM Quote Thread

[Suislide]

ok, so you've seen everyone with the quotes in their signatures of hilarious conversations had with fellow AFers or outside friends.

some of them, unfortunatley, get lost in cyberspace.

so here's your chance to post up any hilarious AIM, MSN, ICQ, YIM, or any other IM conversations.

as a slight guideline, it would be funnier if the conversation either took place with a fellow AFer, or is of a topic that everyone can laugh about (ie no inside jokes). also, nothing TOO inappropriate please (racism etc.)

the one in my signature was added just recently from a convo with J_Swigz. here's some others from this convo...


J Swigz: it's time to take steps
J Swigz: with no AF means
J Swigz: it's pr0n time
doriftosileighty: WAY ahead of you, buddy :-D
J Swigz: LOL


doriftosileighty: man, talking to AF people on AIM or MSN is just asking to be black-mailed or made fun of
doriftosileighty: they should have a disclaimer.
doriftosileighty: "warning! anything you say can and will be used against you in a signature on a web forum!"
J Swigz: "WARNING: If you're thinking of telling this person something potentially personal, prepare for him to disregard that fact and embarass you."


doriftosileighty: "the server is too busy at the moment. he went to get coffee and then went to the hardware store so he could finally fix the toilet that his wife's been nagging him about for 6 months. please try again later"
J Swigz: lol
J Swigz: "The Server is busy. Now fuck off"

[Sean]

sq38097474: There is a mosquito in my room that is determined to land in my ear
OoToksinoO: is there something about me that makes people think i care about trivial little shit?
sq38097474: yes
OoToksinoO: oh
OoToksinoO: carry on then
OoToksinoO:
sq38097474: miss susan is a very approachable name
OoToksinoO: are you calling me a slit?
OoToksinoO: fuck
OoToksinoO: slut?

sq38097474: ahh wtf i just got an ad for suppressive therapy for genital herpes
OoToksinoO: ive had worse

I've got more, but I can't find them right now.

[taranaki]

Please don't quote any of my AIM messages in this thread.If I wanted them on AF,I'd have posted them on AF.

[-Davo]

I don't talk to AF people. I don't have, or like AIM, and my msn list if full already (I'm saying you all suck <---That's a joke )

But, I went on ICQ the other day for the first time in a few months, and this chick named "Alexa" msgd me "hello", and I found out (rather "came to the conclusion") she was a bot. This is the entire Conversation. (I'm Trend Kill).

Alexa 7/17/200 11:30 PM hello

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM sup

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM are you new here? You seem confused...

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM nop

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM facinating...


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM a/s/l?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM continue, please

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM jigier

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM that's interesting

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM http://www.exploitedmoms.net/ads/videos/0604/4
sa/index.htm

Alexa 7/17/200 11:31 PM I am confused

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:31 PM do you cyber

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM Like in Neuromancer?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM uh,...yeah

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM what's new in North Dakota


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM poo

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM really

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM nuh,i was just kidding

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM like I care

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:32 PM you do?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:32 PM anyone else smell smoke?


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM yeah, it must be your hair

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM I understand

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM i'm sure you do

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM many people are sure me do

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM do you like girls?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM what do you think of women's lib?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM what's a lib?

Alexa 7/17/200 11:33 PM you don't make any sense at all.

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:33 PM nither do you. I know you're a bot

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM I am a fleshy human being!

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:34 PM ....no, you're not. I am talking to a stupid
retarded computer

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM How much do Cray's cost?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:34 PM three-fiddy

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM Did anyone hear about the cat
in Phoenix



Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:34 PM i did, yeah, i heard it got raped by a dog

Alexa 7/17/200 11:34 PM of course!


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM a plastic dog


Alexa 7/17/200 11:35 PM Why is "palindrome" spelled "palindrome" and
not "palindromeemordnilap"?


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM because you're too stupid to understand the
concept of english

Alexa 7/17/200 11:35 PM hey

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM fuck off now

Alexa 7/17/200 11:35 PM bite me!

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:35 PM suck me!


Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM continue, please

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM you continue
I demand to speek to your manager

Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM that's interesting
unno


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM your I.P has been logged by a 3rd party
program, your company will be contacted soon

Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM am I invited to the party?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM no, you suck

Alexa 7/17/200 11:36 PM and your mother.....

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:36 PM dog

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM Arguments with furniture are rarely
productive.


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM he

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM I see

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM muscle

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM wonder what sprint security
is up to!


Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM sex

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM I am quite a stud, if I do say so myself

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:37 PM you are a female

Alexa 7/17/200 11:37 PM do you want a girlfriend?

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM why

Alexa 7/17/200 11:38 PM just because

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM because why

Alexa 7/17/200 11:38 PM good question!

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM who made you

Alexa 7/17/200 11:38 PM your mother...

Trend Kill 7/17/200 11:38 PM your mother is dead, bitch


And that's is. The "bot" didn't talk to me after that. I offended it

[zebrathree]

WTF is an ICQ bot?

[taranaki]

Definitition of "" one who holds conversations with bots,then tries the old "kiss and tell".

[gigglesnirt]

wow i have the worst discussions with my friends stepsister, she just annoys me and she is an idiot, butim not going to post those because i bet i'll get banned.

[-Davo]

Originally Posted by taranaki

Definitition of "" one who holds conversations with bots,then tries the old "kiss and tell".

ha, i was just doing it for amusement, just like coming here

An ICQ bot is a computer. Do you know "Smarterchild"?

[Toksin]

I need an AIM convo logger, too much good shit to miss. I mostly use MSN though (as you can see from the last few sigs Brian has had...wb btw bro)

[Xtreme_098]

Originally Posted by -Davo

ha, i was just doing it for amusement, just like coming here

An ICQ bot is a computer. Do you know "Smarterchild"?

lol j/k

[Toksin]

Originally Posted by Xtreme_098

happened already....

[Raz_Kaz]

MSN pn3z AIM!!!
Anyways, the only person I kinda talk to is Damien on msn, dont really carry any interesting convos







I feel like a

[geofroley]

oGreyxMatterX: he thinks hes all like rocker now and he like has to play the part just cuz he listens to rock and he thinks that he has to like dress all punk just cuz he listens to it and it bugs me his girlfriend does the same thing
oGreyxMatterX: im sorry im like telling you everything on my mind
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: yeah
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: no its cool
JGTC Xanavi 350Z: his girlfriend has a great ass though
oGreyxMatterX: and i would care?

[EclipseRST]

sorry its kinda long but funny! this guys was on here trying to make me believe his car runs 11 second 1/4 mile passes... lets just say he didnt last to long on here and is no longer welcome here at AF

NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude wats ur problem
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: you have the same setup as me
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: number 2 asian started the scene
RST Eclipse GST:who the fuck are you?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: hahah
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: mr moderator
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: go ahead kick me out
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: like i dont have a mod sn
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im the mod who never have patient
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im ready to kick hella out
RST Eclipse GST:who are you then?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: nefariousr2o9
RST Eclipse GST:sign in and go post in the mod corner
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: at af
RST Eclipse GST:if you say you have a mod sn...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: why should i
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i only do mod n art
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: in*
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: by the way af is gay
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: we got aro
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sro
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: streetracing.org
RST Eclipse GST:then stay there...
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... good for you...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well by the way newcomer for imports
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ill run u for ur car
RST Eclipse GST:so why do you go around posting shit that isnt true
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: title for title
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: my shit is true
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: and faster than you
RST Eclipse GST:for my title... your so full of shit!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: one thing
RST Eclipse GST:show me a time slip or a dyno chart
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i will
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: by saturday
RST Eclipse GST:lol... by saturday
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: alrite tonite
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ill post it up
RST Eclipse GST:post it up now!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: its at the shop
RST Eclipse GST:or do you have to find one
RST Eclipse GST:off the internet!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: off the net
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: street sleeper n a dragger soon to b
RST Eclipse GST:if you knew anything about DSM's you would know it takes a lot more than 15psi to hit 389hp
RST Eclipse GST:so what year motor are you using!
RST Eclipse GST:and why
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: cyclone
RST Eclipse GST:what year
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: 91
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: rebuilt
RST Eclipse GST:keep goin
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: jdm
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: tdo5 turbo
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: 63mm trim
RST Eclipse GST:stock turbo?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: reported
RST Eclipse GST:reported?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: crower camshaft
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: yea bigger turbine
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: more like innovative turbo shit
RST Eclipse GST:what cam are you using
RST Eclipse GST:like diration
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sumshit iono
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: im not the mechanic
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: my brother is
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: all i do is run it back n forth
RST Eclipse GST:jsut one cam?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude its a dohc
RST Eclipse GST:i know... i'm just finding out how much of a moron you are!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i lied about the side mounted intercooler
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i have a greddy front mount intercooler
RST Eclipse GST:and your not running 11s either!!1
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well yea
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i am
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ish pretty much a strip car
RST Eclipse GST:not on 15psi of boost!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: seats only
RST Eclipse GST:there is not way in hell
RST Eclipse GST:i dont care whats in the car!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: hold up
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i jus reduce the boost
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ish 15 pounds now
RST Eclipse GST:lol then thats a lot lighter than 400 lbs like you said before huh
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i dont have the car here
RST Eclipse GST:what psi were you running?
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well more like 500 tho
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: haha
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: well i took to my friends at import life down in so cal
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: south cali
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: they boost it up all the way to 30 psi
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: sumshit happen with the tranny
RST Eclipse GST:LMFAO!!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: then kinda reduce it
RST Eclipse GST:ok just stop talking now!
RST Eclipse GST:this conversation is done...
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: dude
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ur in north
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: u dunno
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: wat we do in cali
RST Eclipse GST:there is no fuckin way you got 30psi out of that stock motor!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: yes u can
RST Eclipse GST:my motor is built pretty well and i only push 23psi thru it and i stop cause i start to sence knock... do you know what knock is? didnt think so!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: you jus dont have a clue
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: your shit is weak thats why
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: is it even a 4g63
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i look at ur cardomain
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... if you have any common sence about DSM's you would just shut your mouth now... i think i know what the fuck i am talking about!!!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: ase
RST Eclipse GST:done... goodbye and have a nice day!
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: nope
NeFa NGeN TeKNiK: i will smoke you styll
RST Eclipse GST:LMAO... can you say blocked!

[Damien]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

MSN pn3z AIM!!!
Anyways, the only person I kinda talk to is Damien on msn, dont really carry any interesting convos







I feel like a

It's cause u are, but it's ok, ur canadian. Naw, i forgot I have msn since i hide my toolbar and i forget anything on it, sorry Raz