A recent study was conducted to find out why men got out of bed...

#1 01-30-2002, 04:39 PM

A recent study was conducted to find out why men got out of bed in the middle of the night. The study found that 3% of men got up to check on noises heard coming from other parts of the home. 5% awoke to get a drink of water. 8% left the bed to use the restroom. 84% of men polled during the study said they simply got out of bed in the middle of the night to go home.

MBTN · #2 01-30-2002, 05:11 PM

LOL

ragt20 · #3 01-30-2002, 05:24 PM

LMFAO :hehehe:

the sad thing is that could be so true :hehe:

Moppie · #4 01-30-2002, 06:49 PM

hmmm most interesting.
I think Iv done all three in similar percentages.

YogsVR4 · #5 01-30-2002, 07:25 PM

hahaha Now that I think about it, that sounds about right for me a few years back.

JD@af · #6 01-30-2002, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YogsVR4
hahaha Now that I think about it, that sounds about right for me a few years back.

SAME

These days, none of these get me up. If I gotta pee, I usually just go back to sleep, unless there's no way it'll wait until morning.

Very funny.

SickLude · #7 01-30-2002, 09:49 PM

"its funny because its true" -Homer Simpson

LX98Civic · #8 01-30-2002, 09:54 PM

Simple but f**kin hilarious!!! :hehe:

Moppie · #9 01-30-2002, 10:08 PM

Ahh, but whos done all 4 in one night?

Got up to investigate a nosie, found it was nothing, got a drink, gone for a pee and then decieded you should go home?

LX98Civic · #10 01-30-2002, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moppie
Ahh, but whos done all 4 in one night?

Got up to investigate a nosie, found it was nothing, got a drink, gone for a pee and then decieded you should go home?

Nah, if I hear a noise, I'm going to my house right then where I'll take a piss and get a drink

JD@af · #11 01-30-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moppie
Ahh, but whos done all 4 in one night?

Got up to investigate a nosie, found it was nothing, got a drink, gone for a pee and then decieded you should go home?

I did two of them in one sitting. Once when I was a kid I heard a scary noise in bed, and then figuratively "went to the restroom"... I just didn't get out of bed first :huh:

K I D D I N G :right:

Moppie · #12 01-30-2002, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JD@af

K I D D I N G :right:

aha

however being drunk does excuse you from wetting yourself.

NOT!

tazdev · #13 05-26-2002, 03:39 AM

Ah yes the old threads are always soo much better than the new ones.

I've gone home, got a drink, had a pee then heard a noice.

(gotta love thai food)

darkness · #14 05-26-2002, 06:07 AM

Or is it getting out of bed to avoid "pillowtalk"?

taranaki · #15 05-26-2002, 06:36 AM

somebody should make a study of those males who get into bed in the middle of the night

POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD