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Old 07-18-2004, 12:31 AM
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Did you hear about the New Zealand farmer who thought he’d caught a nasty STD?

Turns out he was just allergic to wool.
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Old 07-18-2004, 12:35 AM
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bad vektra bad bad bad.
now you go right up to your room mister and don't come out untill you are ready to apologize

















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Old 07-18-2004, 12:36 AM
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its very entertaining to see the Aussies and New Zealanders go back and forth
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Re: Quick Joke

this might make me look stupid, but is there a fewd between these 2 countries like canadians and americans?
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Old 07-18-2004, 01:02 AM
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Re: Quick Joke

hey, whats the difference between the Aussies and Zelanders? they're both crazy!!!!












































p.s. not as bad as the British though
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this might make me look stupid, but is there a fewd between these 2 countries like canadians and americans?
much more so.
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Old 07-18-2004, 01:08 AM
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Q. How did the NZ farmer find his sheep in long grass?
A. Very Satisfying!
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much more so.
yes, because everyone knows americans are better than canadians, but these two are about even (both are better than those darn canuks)
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yes, because everyone knows americans are better than canadians, but these two are about even (both are better than those darn canuks)
How do you figure?
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now oz, don't make me send you to time out.
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Hey, rocks got it, sorry Raz. Ya know we are!
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How do you figure?
name one good thing that has come out of canada
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name one good thing that has come out of canada
You know that sport called basketball...or how about that other thing called hocky?
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