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Old 07-17-2004, 09:11 AM
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Almost commited suicide last night by accident
I was drunk as shit, and got done eating a lot of food so i decided to go to sleep. Woke up drunk in the middle of the night looking for something to drink. Guess what i took a sip of...... Febreeze. Yep, the room de-oderizer spray. I thought it was a bottle of water in the dark. I un screwed it and took a sip. Was, so drunk i didnt notice till the tast hit my tounge. Very bad tasting let me tell you, i still have the after taste this morning.

Well i'm not dead so i guess it wasnt that poisoness.
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Old 07-17-2004, 10:19 AM
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How's your breath?
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Old 07-17-2004, 10:53 AM
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smells like clean carpet
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Well i'm not dead so i guess it wasnt that poisoness.
Guess you'll have to try again then.
































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Re: Almost commited suicide last night by accident
I might try some of that. Based on my eating habits my breath should already smell like carpet




but CLEAN CARPET... that's hard to beat!
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Re: Almost commited suicide last night by accident
frebreeze lmao
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LMFAO. Febreeze. But I don't think that counts as a suicide attempt being you had no clue it wasn't water till too late. Its probably considered a drunken mistake.
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A failed mistake none the less.
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you were almost a candidate for the darwin awards
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you were almost a candidate for the darwin awards
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Might be a good indication that a cutback on the drinking might be in order.













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Cut Back...

Hell No!

I would just get those child safe cabinet locks and put away anything harmful right before getting plastered. Cutting back on alcohol is not an option.
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Been munching too much carpet?
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Been munching too much carpet?

..............saw that comming
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I nearly drank bleach once.
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