More Riddles

[Raz_Kaz]

Alright you bastards! You finished off the other ones relatively easy....now take a cark at these ones

A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)


I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)

K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)


L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)


M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)


N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)

[psychobadboy]

A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?)
Nose.

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?)
Peanut butter?

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?)

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?)
Titanic

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?)
Dentist

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)


I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?)
Newspaper carrier?

K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)


L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)
Arrow

M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?)
Lawyer?

N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)
Some type of bird, I'm guessing...

Still working on it...

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Alright you bastards! You finished off the other ones relatively easy....now take a cark at these ones

A. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
(What Am I?) A nose

B. I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
(What Am I?) Butter?

C. I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from me.
I'm called a big swinger.
(What Am I?) A crane

D. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
I wasn't maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open.
(What Am I?) Titanic

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

F. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.
(What Am I?) A dentist?

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?) A ring

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?) A mine?


I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)

J. If I miss, I hit your bush.
It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news.
(What Am I?) The paperboy/mailman?

K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?) Gloves?


L. I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates.
I come with a quiver.
(What Am I?)


M. My business is briefs.
I am a cunning linguist.
I plead and plead for it.
(What Am I?) A lawyer


N. I make some guys shoot in the air.
I usually have a little pecker.
I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
(What Am I?)

Don't know some.

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by psychobadboy

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)
Tent

G. A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
(What Am I?)
wedding ring

H. All day long, it's in and out.
I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me.
(What Am I?)
Vending machine

I. I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
(What Am I?)
Frozen food, thats cooked, blow it off cause its hot


K. I offer Protection.
I get the finger ten times.
You use your fingers to get me off.
(What Am I?)
condom

got the rest of them for you

[Raz_Kaz]

Well let's see you guys answer this one!!!








WHAT AM I ???

THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE
FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FORM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I ????

[2strokebloke]

E. You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
(What Am I?)

A TENT!

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

Well let's see you guys answer this one!!!








WHAT AM I ???

THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE
FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND A SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FORM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS. WHAT AM I ????

Tooth Brush, yea i know i'm good

[Raz_Kaz]

/\Wrong you bastard!!!

it's a tooth brush

[2strokebloke]

This Useful Tool, Commonly Found In The Range Of 8 Inches Long. The
Functioning Of Which Is Enjoyed By Members Of Both Sexes. Is Usually Found Hung, Dangling Loosely, Ready For Instant Action. It Boasts Of A Clump Of Little Hairy Things At One End And A Small Hole At The Other. In Use, It Is Inserted, Almost Always Willingly, Sometimes Slowly, Sometimes Quickly, Into A Warm, Fleshy, Moist Opening Where It Is Thrust In And Drawn Out Again And Again Many Times In Succession, Often Quickly And Accompanied By Squirming Bodily Movements. Anyone Found Listening In Will Most Surely Recognize The Rhythmic, Pulsing Sound, Resulting From The Well Lubricated Movements. When Finally Withdrawn, It Leaves Behind A Juicy, Frothy, Sticky White Substance, Some Of Which Will Need Cleaning Form The Outer Surfaces Of The Opening And Some From Its Long Glistening Shaft. After Everything Is Done And The Flowing And Cleansing Liquids Have Ceased Emanating, It Is Returned To Its Freely Hanging State Of Rest, Ready For Yet Another Bit Of Action, Hopefully Reaching Its Bristling Climax Twice Or Three Times A Day, But Often Much Less. What Am I ????

Toothbrush!!!

EDIT: darn, too late again!

[Hyatus]

ha check the post times i edited it just before u posted ha on u raz!

[Raz_Kaz]

Damn you bastards....I'm actually getting calls now

[Hyatus]

give us some 1337 ones or else well get bored

[Raz_Kaz]

1337 ones?

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz

1337 ones?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1337

[Hyatus]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1337

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