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Old 07-16-2004, 11:19 AM
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Dr.Seuss Sex Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?

Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?

Have you done it in the a**?
Have you done it, high on grass?

Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?

Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?

Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?

Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?

Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?

Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?

Have you done it 'tween the t***?
Have you done it wearing mitts?

Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?

Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?

Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?

Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?

Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?

Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?

Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?

Have you done it without style?
Have you done it on the bathroom tile?

Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?

Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?

Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?

Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?

Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?

Have you done it on a dare?
Do you really think I care?
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Old 07-16-2004, 01:49 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

lol, nice read
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Old 07-16-2004, 03:13 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

If anyone answers "yes" to every single one, I'm gonna be scared.
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Old 07-16-2004, 03:50 PM
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Old 07-16-2004, 06:21 PM
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Was this a bonus feature in a seuss book? :P
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Old 07-16-2004, 06:26 PM
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This must be a different Seuss....
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Old 07-16-2004, 06:28 PM
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Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?

Have you done it with your dog?


NO
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Old 07-16-2004, 07:39 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

wait, so do you want these to be answered? or what...
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Old 07-16-2004, 07:43 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

Quote:
Originally Posted by Raz_Kaz
Have you done it with a goat?
Ask Oz that one if he ever gets diagnosed with a terminal illness
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Old 07-16-2004, 07:52 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

it was suesses brother probably, jealous of his brothers 'clean' success so he decided to discrace the family name.mother suess was most upset.
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:08 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

Someone will eventually answer....may as well be me.
y,n,y,it just seemed that way because she had too much to drink,y,n,y,y,y,n,y,n,y,n,y,n,y,y,y,y,n,y,y,n,y,n, ny,n,y,n,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,n,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y,y, well, if not, why did you post this?
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:12 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

Haahahahaha
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

scored 16
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Old 07-16-2004, 09:19 PM
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Re: Dr.Seuss Sex Test

Everybody should answer if they want to
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