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07-13-2004, 10:31 PM
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A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.
David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers. But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery. Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield. What was this guy thinking????? 
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07-13-2004, 11:06 PM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
he was thinking uhhhh ___________
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07-13-2004, 11:10 PM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
that guys's nuts....i mean, he HAD nuts?
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07-14-2004, 12:16 AM
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I never understood that. Why do people shove guns down their pants? Its almost as bad as shoving a grenade up your ass.
Get a fucking holster and/or carrying case/bag, smart guy. 
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07-14-2004, 12:44 AM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
I would think that having his testicles blasted off through his own actions would be punishment enough for owning an illegal firearm.
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07-14-2004, 12:53 AM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
I am never drinking again!
(yea, right) Anyways, damn...doesn't get much worse than that!
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07-14-2004, 12:53 AM
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Re: Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
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 One less pom in the gene pool.
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07-14-2004, 01:13 AM
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07-14-2004, 01:33 AM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
fuck that I'm not going to stop drinking.
I just wont carry a loaded firearm with no safety tucked down my pants. on the upside, its 1 less moron that will be reproducing 
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07-14-2004, 05:06 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term.... "Blowing your load"
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07-14-2004, 05:32 PM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
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07-14-2004, 05:34 PM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
"what remained of his testicles"
hahaha 
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07-14-2004, 08:28 PM
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Re: A VERY Good Reason to Quit Drinking
Don't blame the alcohol...blame his testicles for being in the wrong place at the wrong time...
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Cr@zy poms.
