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Old 07-08-2004, 10:20 AM
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Sperm bank
I woman is working behind the counter of a sperm bank when a masked gunman comes in and points the gun at her..the woman is startled and starts to explain that this is a SPERM bank not a real bank..the man says he doesnt care and orders the woman to drink the specimen from the cup on the table..the woman refuses at first then the gunman sticks the gun to her head and orders her to drink the specimen in the cup..the woman finally agrees and drinks the contents of the cup..then the man takes off his mask and its her husband and he says

"see honey that wasn't so bad was it?"

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Funny, but heard it before
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Old 07-08-2004, 10:42 AM
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ewwwww, that's pretty gross guys
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Re: Sperm bank
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ewwwww, that's pretty gross guys
I just can't get on karens good side


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Funny, but heard it before
I got it from some guys opening joke at the Drew Carey roast. Not sure why it just popped into my head today....

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Old 07-08-2004, 10:49 AM
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I just can't get on karens good side




I got it from some guys opening joke at the Drew Carey roast. Not sure why it just popped into my head today....

the Hugh Heffner roast was better
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I've heard it before...funny.
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haha good one
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ehhhh, i didnt think it was THAT great.....
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that's kinda disturbing
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If she doesn't swallow, he shouldn't have married her.
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lol where did you get that from?
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