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Old 07-08-2004, 07:21 AM
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Little girl and a cop
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A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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Re: Little girl and a cop
yep its a but still funny though
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Heard it before, but I still think it's hilarious
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that was great
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LMFAO
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hahaha lmao
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very nice!

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Good ONE! LMAO!!
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haha...i'll have to teach that one to my little cousins in case that every happens to them
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lol... too bad it wasnt based on a true story...
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MFAO!!!!
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lol... too bad it wasnt based on a true story...
maybe it is ! lmfao!
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Re: Little girl and a cop
Amusing repost Warren
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