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Old 07-08-2004, 01:07 AM
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This is what mates do!

Aussie ingenuity at it's best!

Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."

The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.

The phone rings at Wazza's house.

"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."

"Happy Birthday", maaaaate!!!!
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:10 AM
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Who's Wazza?
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Gazza's mayte.
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:13 AM
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Oh the guy who drinks VB's on the back of the ute with his mates Gazza, Kezza and Jezza at the building site......
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Variation on the 'buried in the vegetable plot' gag.
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that was pure genious
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Oh the guy who drinks VB's on the back of the ute with his mates Gazza, Kezza and Jezza at the building site......
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Mmmm...i wonder if i should try this one for myself !!
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What if he's hiding coke in his nagging wife...
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What a waste of coke!
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What if he's hiding coke in his nagging wife...
Should be able to hold a whole container load then !
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Hey guys...

WAZZA'S HERE!
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This is what mates do!

Aussie ingenuity at it's best!

Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."

The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.

The phone rings at Wazza's house.

"Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."

"Happy Birthday", maaaaate!!!!



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WAZZA'S HERE!
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Wazza, Jazz, Gazza???
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