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Old 07-07-2004, 08:47 PM
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Famous Last Words

Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.

It's fireproof.

I'm making a citizen's arrest.

So, you're a cannibal.

It's probably just a rash.
Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.

Rat poison only kills rats.

It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.

This doesn't taste right.

I can make this light before it changes.

Nice doggie.

I can do that with my eyes closed.

Well, we've made it this far.

That's odd.

Don't be so superstitious!
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Re: Darwin Award-Winning Last Words


nice ones
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Old 07-07-2004, 09:21 PM
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LOL!!! Sounds about right.
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I know a few people I think could say those.....
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i was gunna put some of those in my sig WTF l zlaslolo
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Re: Darwin Award-Winning Last Words
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Which wire was I supposed to cut?
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those are great
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Ha Ha
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Re: Re: Darwin Award-Winning Last Words
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I know a few people I think could say those.....
I know a few people I WISH would say those!
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Hilarious!
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Re: Re: Re: Darwin Award-Winning Last Words
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I know a few people I WISH would say those!
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Re: Darwin Award-Winning Last Words
I've said 16 of those....lol....crap, thats 70%....im screwed

EDIT: said several of them multiple times...
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