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Old 07-07-2004, 02:46 AM
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New Liquor Warning Labels

Due to increasing products liability litigation,
American liquor manufacturers have accepted the
FDA's suggestion that the following warning
labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what the hell happened to your
bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you are whispering when you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major
factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to tell your friends over and over again that
you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you
to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you
to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with
members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be
a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack
you tihnk you can tipe real gode.
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HAHA haha, that's halarious

What's even funnyer is I'm a victium of all of those!
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Old 07-07-2004, 03:29 AM
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Those are great! I too am a victim of "most" of those!
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HAHA haha, that's halarious

What's even funnyer is I'm a victium of all of those!
So hows the kid doing??






































lol!
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been there... done *most* of that... great post
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Sounds like the good old college days!
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
cause pregnancy.

..........yeah, I have proof that this one is true!
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Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think your friends glove compartment is a toilet

Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think the ice chest is a urinal




The second actually happened once..a guy got up from bed still drunk then pissed in the white ice chest against the wall thinkin it was a toilet and then started flicking the lights thinking it was the flusher... then went back to bed and had no recolection of it in the morning!

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I'm dead when Jimmay sees this thread.
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Re: New Liquor Warning Labels
One I am guilty of...sometimes.

Warning:Consumption of alcohol may lead to temporary fits of rage and holes being punched through doors throughout the home.

/\ I know i'm not the only guy thats ever done that.
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I'm right there with you Andrew!!!

Soon college will start!!!
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