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#1
07-06-2004, 10:05 PM
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The Official Joke Thread
Alright I got a couple.
A brain walks into the bar and asks for a beer. The bartender responds by saying I can't serve you, you're out of your head. A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and gets the giraffe drunk and eventually it passes out. As he gets up to leave the bartender says "Are you just gonna leave that lyin' there?" The man replies saying "That's not a lion, it's a giraffe!" 
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07-06-2004, 10:44 PM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
wow, those are really bad
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07-06-2004, 10:50 PM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
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07-06-2004, 10:55 PM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
wow..taht was pretty shitty
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07-07-2004, 12:06 AM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
My Turn!!!!!
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position. The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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07-07-2004, 01:18 AM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
shorty's joke wasnt too bad... but yeah, how many joke threads are there right now?
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07-07-2004, 01:58 AM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
yeah I agree too many.
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07-07-2004, 11:28 AM
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One of my favorites...
A man went to the doctor and said, doc, I need your help. I need 3 Viagra's for this weekend. The doctor said, that is too much to take in one weekend. The man said, please, I really need them. The doctor said, why 3? He said, well my girlfriend is coming to see me Friday night, my ex is coming to see me Saturday night, and my wife is coming home Sunday night. So please, you have to help me. The doctor thought about it for a minute and said, ok, only if you come back in on Monday and let me check you out. The man said, ok, I will be here. The man comes in on Monday. The doctor walks in the room and the man is setting there with his arm in a sling. The doctor said, what happened to you. The man said...no on showed up!
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07-07-2004, 11:31 AM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
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  That's hilarious!!!
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07-07-2004, 11:45 AM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
^ yeah, that ones the best so far
 
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07-07-2004, 02:26 PM
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Re: The Official Joke Thread
A pirate walks into a bar and he has a steering wheel between his legs.
One guy says to the pirate, "hey pirate dude, you got a steering wheel between your legs." And the pirate says "Arr, I know, It's driving me nuts."
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07-07-2004, 02:34 PM
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Re: Re: The Official Joke Thread
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