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Old 07-06-2004, 07:55 PM
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"Hey, Nice Tie''

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink.
"Hey, nice tie!" comes out of nowhere. He looks up at the bartender to see if he had said anything, but since he was on the other side of the bar the man just ignores it.
"Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up but, again, the bartender is engaged elsewhere.
"Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him.
"It's not me, it's the complimentary peanuts."

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Old 07-07-2004, 10:08 AM
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Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

lol
Hey! Nice joke!
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:21 AM
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Re: Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

sorry, but thats just lame..... not up to par with the others.
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:24 AM
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Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

I couldn't help but laugh to myself. It's funny cuz it's stupid.
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:27 AM
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I couldn't help but laugh to myself. It's funny cuz it's stupid.
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Old 07-07-2004, 10:42 AM
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Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

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Old 07-07-2004, 11:51 AM
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Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

ohhh geez i laughed cute
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Old 07-07-2004, 12:07 PM
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lol corny, but funny stuff
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Old 07-07-2004, 12:25 PM
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Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

If stupid is funny, I just wet myself
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Old 07-07-2004, 08:18 PM
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14 shades of ghey.
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Old 07-08-2004, 01:06 AM
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Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

Tonio, I think it's time I flew over your way and we had a little chat, mate.
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Re: "Hey, Nice Tie''

I tried explaining it to my japanese wife, but she doesnt seem to be getting it. She claims it isn't funny.



It IS funny right?

I hope so. I laughed.
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