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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
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HAHAHA!! that is too funny.
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thats a good one
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I liked that one
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Good one!
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Re: It starts...
- Mwhahahahahaha
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Beautiful
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Lol
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SuiSlide... Isnt that Brian?
-Wes
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Indeed. Why is he stalking Brian?
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I have had a little talk with Brian. There was a misunderstanding. As you can see, I have opted for a more traditional non-me avatar, Mr. Johnny Depp pretending to be Mr. George Jung
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but me and doucmehu had a chat, and no harm was done! i wasn't mad or anything, just...creeped out that someone i'd never met had a 4 year old picture of me in their avatar. apparently, doucmehu here got the picture of me from some rapscallion on www.honda-tech.com who was using it as his avatar as well. so that means there's some guy on honda-tech.com going around with my picture in his avatar too! i'm e-famous! now, to hunt him down...
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one of the funniest things i've heard all day
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