24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

[Oz]

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

[MagicRat]

I like to walk onto a crowded elevator and yell 'Bridge!'

[tman]

I usually stand with my back to the door, with my arms crossed, and stare at people.

[Andydg]

I press all the buttons and get off on the next floor.

[FireBball972]

hahaha, i'm gonna HAVE to try some of those for sure

[Karen512]

These are all great ideas. However, I prefer to carry my remote controlled fart machine in elevators. Press the button a couple times and act embarrassed, or blurt out "nasty! who did that!"

[Sean]

I've done #24 before in a crowded elevator. When the doors opened I was at the back and pushed my way to the front so I could get out. Once I was in the hall I announced it was the wrong floor and fought my way back to the back of the elevator.

[Chavez408]

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your saiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hig!"and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

[RSX-S777]

Originally Posted by Oz

11. Meow occasionally.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

These are hi-larious.

[psychobadboy]

When we get off the elevator at a floor, we start waving at the air as we get off saying "Damn <name>, what did you eat?" or something like that. People end up not wanting to get in the elevator after that.

[Raz_Kaz]

those are all great

[landyacht]

I love the breifcase bit...'enough air in there?' That's awesome!


Here's another to add to the list. When 2 or 3 people are on, make like you lost your contact lense and ask them for help in finding it. Wait and see how long it takes someone to realize you're wearing eyeglasses.

[Jimster]

Very good. But I will leave trying it for others.