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07-03-2004, 06:58 AM
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"The Ricer Poem"
http://www.angelfire.com/nc2/mycoffeecan/ricepoem.html
Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker I think I look cool from the attention I bring... Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs. Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions, Speakers so loud that you'll scream in submission My car really flies 'cause it has this big wing... But nothing compares to me cutting my springs. When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face... I suddenly remember what my car can't do And then I refuse to race! Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges Low profile tires make me think I'm courageous Japanese characters, who knows what they mean? They're part of the package from cutting my springs. Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing People around me don't like what they're seeing They're all just so jealous, for I am the king... I rule the street after cutting my springs! When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait... If I'm such a stud after cutting my springs Why can't I get a date . 
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07-03-2004, 10:26 AM
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07-03-2004, 10:29 AM
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Re: "The Ricer Poem"
lol
did anyone click that SN95 banner at the bottom? SN95 = Chassis code for 1994-Current Mustangs.....
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07-03-2004, 03:49 PM
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Re: "The Ricer Poem"
i like it
also, he seems to be obsessed with cutting his springs... 
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07-04-2004, 08:20 AM
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These things always make me chuckle.
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07-04-2004, 05:47 PM
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07-04-2004, 06:10 PM
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Re: "The Ricer Poem"
screw springs..... i roll on my bump stops
 
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07-04-2004, 07:09 PM
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Re: "The Ricer Poem"
 I used to have chopped springs. Not recommended at all.
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who needs springs that work any way
