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07-02-2004, 09:44 AM
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Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
This is a detective story so pay close attention!!!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base? Think! Think some more!! Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded  
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07-02-2004, 09:55 AM
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Looks like i'm never going to make being a detective
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07-02-2004, 09:57 AM
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Re: Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
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07-02-2004, 11:00 AM
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Re: Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
oh goodness...glad to see a new joke Tonio!
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07-02-2004, 09:28 PM
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Re: Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
^WAHOO!!!
I could tell it was a Tonio joke without seeing his name! I laughed!!! 
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07-03-2004, 11:51 PM
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Re: Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
wow...that's awesome
makes you laugh and feel like a dumbass all at the same time
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07-04-2004, 08:36 AM
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What the hell kind of detective joke is that?
 It's funny none the less. How does bottom of the 5th play in? I don't drink alcohal so i'm missing something on that one. 
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07-04-2004, 10:31 AM
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Re: Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
heh Bottom Of the Fifth.
a bottle of liquor is usually called a fifth. I dont know how big it is to be called that. Bottom of the fifth = empty JD bottle.
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07-05-2004, 10:49 AM
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Re: Re: Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
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That google thing works pretty good
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07-05-2004, 02:16 PM
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Re: Three Old Ladies at the Ball Game
hahahha, Tonio strikes again !!!
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