EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY: I need a forum assistant

[zebrathree]

I essentially need someone to follow me around evey post I make and quote with and make comments like:

"That's very enlightening"

"You're just like a god, but mortal like the rest of us"

"Oh my God, it's so BIG!" (Errr, theres special restrictions on this one).

I also wish to advertise the position of a forum bodyguard. This person follows me like the Assistant, except that whenever someone abuses me, the Bodyguard steps in and abuses them back while I hop in the armoured limo and hoon off. A lot like this guy:

(If you thumps up a lot, you get extra).

So, who up for the challenge?

[Toksin]

You commie bastard.

[Moppie]

Whats the job pay?

I can provide extra services. I can "deal" with any troublesom members you may encounter.

[zebrathree]

Reminds me. Need a financial advisor, too. You can folow me around and say:

"You made $500 on the NASDAQ this post, guv"

You can pay yourself whatever you like.

[zebrathree]

Oh, and bonuses for porn in my PM box (get the pun? haha) and for removing unsightly customers.

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

You can pay yourself whatever you like.

Its about time I got paid for this job.


So if I pay myself, how much will be looking to reimberse me?

[zebrathree]

You're not here to ask questions! Get to work!

[pickle]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

I essentially need someone to follow me around every post I make and quote with and make comments like:

"That's very enlightening"

"You're just like a god, but mortal like the rest of us"

"Oh my God, it's so BIG!" (Errr, theres special restrictions on this one).

Like I don't do that already. (I fixed your spelling of every in my quote of your post, you may like to do it in your own )

[Moppie]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

You're not here to ask questions! Get to work!

Im sorry, I dont work with out some form of an advance.

And I have a habbit of "dealing" with ungratefull employers.

[Jimster]

Originally Posted by Moppie

Im sorry, I dont work with out some form of an advance.

And I have a habbit of "dealing" with ungratefull employers.

So THAT'S where Igor went.....



Rhys- Moppie and assistant don't go together- before you know it he's taken over your management role, moved into your house and shacked up with your missus

[Raz_Kaz]

I would like to see zebrathee and RSX work together...this place would be too hilarious

[zebrathree]

Moppie, you're being made redundant.

Who would like to apply for the now open financial advisor position?

[Sean]

Well this has been enlightening.

[zebrathree]

Too much scarcasm.

You're not the person we're looking for.

(Think of me as AFs Donald Trump).

Moppie: YOU'RE FIRED.

[Sean]

Talking to your hairpeice Donald?