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Old 06-30-2004, 10:57 PM
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OK. There are a few things that I would like to get off my chest:

1: If you are a driver with marginal abilities at best, do not buy the largest car on the road and then drive down narrow 2-way streets.

2: If your waist size is roughly equal to your height, do not wear spandex.

3: If you can't afford the payments, do not buy it.

4: I am not your brother, uncle, husband, etc. I have no greater interest in giving you a better deal than anyone else.

5: I do not mind your loud exhaust. I actually like it. I dislike the fact you get to around 5000 rpm on my tiny side street at 11 pm when my kids are sleeping.

6. You may not drive my car. I will not tell you what I paid for it.

7. If there is a car on the lot for 3k, the odds of me getting one "just like it, but cheaper" are pretty unlikely.

8. No, you may not "have it".

9: 3 thousand dollars is not the same as 2000 dollars.

10: Yes, there are penalties for late payment. No, I will not let you slide. Refer to number 4.

11: I give a fuck what your problems are. I have my own family to feed, my own bills to pay. If you don't pay me, I can't pay them. Thus, we are both fucked. I will take your car. With or without your permission. Or maybe a wheel. Or the distributor. Who cares, If you can't pay for it, you can' drive it either.

12: If you cant afford a decent car, you probably cant afford the 3k stereo and 3k wheels.

13: I give a rats ass who your husband is. (military)

14: I am not rich. Even if I were, why the fuck do you think I would give you money? Kiss my ass and get a job.


Thanks. I feel better now..
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Re: My rant for the week.

you've got a point. are you a car sales man? (i kinda figured you are don't get mad i'm j/w)
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:16 PM
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Re: My rant for the week.

Matada - wanna explain what you do and what you drive? My understandings of both are marginal at best. Would help me put your post into context.
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Old 06-30-2004, 11:27 PM
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Re: My rant for the week.

Sorry. I own a small dealership and I deal with a lot of Military Customers. I do my own financing interest free for 90 days. It has been a rough week, and for some reason, deadbeat MoFos can't seem to pay. That, and some old fat dependant wife in the largest land yacht available here decides to get stuck driving down a tiny street today, nearly taking out my car and a few little schoolkids.

Sorry. Thats just my personal little rant.
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Re: My rant for the week.

Fair enough - I think the majority of your points are valid. What do you steer?
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Re: My rant for the week.

Grant - Toyota Altezza (sorry Mark, just hate to see questions unanswered)

I hear ya man. Some people just don't understand that when you sell stuff, you tell them what to pay. Some people just want everything handed to em.
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Grant - Toyota Altezza (sorry Mark, just hate to see questions unanswered)

I hear ya man. Some people just don't understand that when you sell stuff, you tell them what to pay. Some people just want everything handed to em.
Modded? Is that the same as a Lexus IS300?

Mark - use the following (in order): invoices, monthly statements, debt collection, broken kneecaps.
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Modded? Is that the same as a Lexus IS300?

Mark - use the following (in order): invoices, monthly statements, debt collection, broken kneecaps.
Different. Four cylinder in place of the straight six. Otherwise, similar.
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Re: My rant for the week.

Other differences? What engine is it?
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Re: Re: My rant for the week.

Beams 3sge.
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Re: My rant for the week.

Ummm. My car is evil.

lots'o'carbon.
magnesium wheels
cams'n'such


242 at the wheels. It moves for a NA. Pics in my gallery.

Anyways. Its mine. I have a GTR as a track car, but it is ugly as piss. I was just bitter I had to call deliquent assholes in order to pay my own bills.
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Re: My rant for the week.

I think I bought a car from you!








I'm thinking about making a payment sometime in the next few years
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