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06-29-2004, 06:16 AM
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Bugs
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity. Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off! Angrily, the woman tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away with her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his 12-year-old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age,the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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06-29-2004, 08:04 AM
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 lol
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06-29-2004, 08:36 AM
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 And that's all folks!
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06-29-2004, 09:40 AM
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Hahahaha, kids are funny. And surprisingly know more than you think they do!
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06-29-2004, 04:18 PM
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Re: Bugs
that one got me.
i knew about sex when i was 4 or 5 anyway, who didnt know before 12?
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06-30-2004, 10:42 AM
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Hahahahaha! That was hilarious!
 She was 12 years old huh? Heck, they taught us about sex in elementary school when I was like 10 or 11. I think I even knew about it before then.
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06-30-2004, 07:09 PM
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Re: Re: Bugs
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You got hit with a penis? 
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