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06-28-2004, 06:50 PM
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Careful where you put your cell phone...
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06-28-2004, 07:16 PM
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Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
Jesus...what DOESN'T reduce spermcount? On the plus side, if you strap a phone to your applebag, you can stop using condoms.
P.S. Cellphones do not reduce the risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease. Thank you.
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06-28-2004, 07:19 PM
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Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
Anyone dumb enough to shove their nokia up their arse deserves to have difficulty breeding.
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06-28-2004, 07:22 PM
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Also, if you keep using your cell phone, it reduces brain cells, increases your mathematical skills, keeps track of your schedule, sends your clothes to the cleaners, and............................
Maybe not. 
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06-28-2004, 07:23 PM
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Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
GOD DAMIT! now im gunna be afraid to put my fun in my pocket, opnly other pocket is the front pocket near my heart, but there's nothing important in that area.....
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06-28-2004, 07:25 PM
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Re: Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
well damn.... maybe thats explains it... I keep trying and trying.....
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06-28-2004, 08:46 PM
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That's the greatest thing I've ever read.
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blindside.AMG: i just turned on my HIGH VELOCITY AIR CIRCULATOR on blindside.AMG: fancy huh pickle: does it have a big name to compensate for your small penis? blindside.AMG: you know it baby blindside.AMG: but in all seriousness blindside.AMG: the Benz is to compensate for my small penis Ssom: I am a very sexy man and should be making some caramel coloured babies with white women
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06-28-2004, 08:54 PM
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Glad I'm not not a guy!
Mabee I'll have my B/F start keeping his phone somewheres down there.......we don't need another baby just yet
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06-28-2004, 08:59 PM
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Crap.
When I'm driving (which is quite a bit), I put mine on the seat between my legs so that if I have to use it, I don't have to try and dig through my pockets while wearing a 3-point harness. 
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06-28-2004, 09:11 PM
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Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
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06-28-2004, 09:44 PM
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Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
lol i heard about this on Howard Stern (screw the FCC) this morning i trought he was joking at first. still i dont think its true i mean comon they thought mountain dew reduced ur sperm count.
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06-28-2004, 10:09 PM
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Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
Well, I guess this means I shouldn't shove the cell down my pants, set to vibrate, then call myself....over and over again.
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06-28-2004, 10:09 PM
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Re: Re: Careful where you put your cell phone...
[quote=RSX-S777] On the plus side, if you strap a phone to your applebag, you can stop using condoms.
QUOTE] ....and you can put it on vibrate
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