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01-26-2002, 03:09 AM
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TOP 10 lists
Top 10 things that you don't want to hear during surgery:
1. "better save that. We'll need that for the autopsy."  2. "Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop." 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O great lord of darkness."  4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!" 5. "Wait a minute. If this is the spleen, then what's this?" 6. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?" 7. "Sterile, schmerile. The floors clean, right?" 8. "Okay, now take a picture from this angle. This is truely a freak of nature.":alien2: 9. "And now we remove the subjects brain and place it in the body of an ape." 10. "Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration!"  
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01-26-2002, 03:15 AM
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:hehehe: that is funny
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01-26-2002, 03:26 AM
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"doctor,doctor, I think I'm shrinking!"
"Well you'll have to be a little patient" "doctor,doctor, a dogs just bitten my leg" "Did you put anything on it?" "No he seemed to like it the way it was" "doctor,doctor, I keep on seeing double" "Lie down on the couch please" "Which one?" "doctor,doctor, my husband is a kleptomaniac" "Is he taking anything for it?" "doctor,doctor, I don't feel well" "No wonder. Look, I'm afraid you only have 3 minutes to live" "Isn't there something you can do for me?" "Prehaps I could boil you an egg." "doctor,doctor, I feel like a spoon" "Just sit still and don't stir."
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01-26-2002, 12:48 PM
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those are really funny
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01-26-2002, 12:53 PM
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:hehe:
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01-27-2002, 03:46 AM
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They are a good laugh !!!
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01-27-2002, 04:48 AM
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Mary had a little lamb
And some chunks of meat. She put them in a sandwich, She thought it was a treat. She chewed then up so very well, And said, "Vegetarians can go to hell."  This old sailor gets on a bus, and sits down in the only vacant seat, next to a young punk. After settling in to his seat he takes a good long stare at the punk. The a while later he takes another long stare at the punk. And the once again. Finally the punk gets tired of this and says, somewhat aggressivly, to the old sailor "What the fuck is your problem? Ain't you seen a punk before?" and the old sailor replys, "It's not that. It's just that I fucked a parrot once, and I wondered if we might be related"
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01-27-2002, 02:10 PM
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Re: TOP 10 lists
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Oops followed by better go get a towel and we won't charge you anything for that ring as I look down and see LOTS of blood! :apuke:
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01-28-2002, 09:01 PM
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Hahaha that is good Simon
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