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Old 06-26-2004, 01:55 AM
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The Wedding (from another forum)

You gotta love this guy.....This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you"! Then he turned to his bride and said, "Fuck you". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man'sreputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
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I would have done the same thing.
Good on ya!
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Re: The Wedding Party

Nice, very nice!
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Re: The Wedding Party

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I would have done the same thing.
Good on ya!
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You get married again Jeff? I thought you were RE-telling a story.

LOL though.
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Nope not me.

But isn't THAT a great ownage story?
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Old 06-26-2004, 02:16 AM
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Now all this thread needs is pics!!!
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Re: The Wedding Party

Bloody good, that'll teach the slut(s)
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Re: The Wedding Party

from a long time ago
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yeh i've seen this alogn time ago too, but still funny none the less
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Re: The Wedding Party

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The Wedding (from another forum)

You gotta love this guy.....This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
fine lesson in internet archaeology..

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urban legend factor

http://snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
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http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
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Re: The Wedding Party

so is it a true story or not??? either way, its funny ass hell!!
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