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06-25-2004, 12:41 AM
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Bar Joke
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Life is a waterfall, We drink from the river, Then we turn around and put up our walls. Swimming through the void We hear the word, We lost ourselves, But we find it all? 
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06-25-2004, 12:43 AM
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Hahaha, that's good.
 
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2004 SRT-4 1998 GMC 2500 1996 Eagle Talon TSi AWD Turbo 1993 Eagle Talon TSi AWD Turbo 1985 Nissan 300ZX Turbo 1990 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo  Past Z Cars Crew   
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06-25-2004, 01:17 AM
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06-25-2004, 04:44 AM
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Re: Bar Joke
Excellent
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#9
06-25-2004, 08:35 AM
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Re: Bar Joke
 good one
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei
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06-25-2004, 09:23 AM
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Re: Bar Joke
HAHAHA
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 Name: Andy "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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#11
06-25-2004, 11:08 AM
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Re: Bar Joke
Hilarious
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#12
06-25-2004, 11:27 AM
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Re: Bar Joke
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Do sober what you say you will do when you're drunk. that will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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