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06-23-2004, 02:51 PM
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School girls...
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Yolanda sticks her ass in it!" 
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06-23-2004, 02:53 PM
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hahahaha......
that's great...damn whores!! 
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06-23-2004, 02:54 PM
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Re: School girls...
Hahaha
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06-23-2004, 03:01 PM
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i take offence to this joke..i know alot of catholic school girls who are good freinds of mine and hardly any of them take it in the butt
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06-23-2004, 03:25 PM
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Re: School girls...
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! thats one of the best jokes I have ever seen!!!
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06-23-2004, 04:15 PM
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06-23-2004, 04:20 PM
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06-23-2004, 04:45 PM
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Re: School girls...
yolanda, oh my goodness...
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06-23-2004, 04:53 PM
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06-23-2004, 07:12 PM
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Re: School girls...
OH MY GOSH!!
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