Why Men are happier than Women

[SniperX13]

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

[Jimster]

I can think of 10,000 more, but I won't expand on that.

[CarSuperfreak]

you always know a jokes good when the heading has anything to do with comparing men to women

[Jet-Lee]

35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes

So true so true

[CarSuperfreak]

Originally Posted by SniperX13

6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

there are no rules about this for women!

22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

[psychobadboy]

Yes, all of it is true...we really are happier! Tho we somehow still die first before women.

[Raz_Kaz]

the truth comes out!

[MBTN]

Originally Posted by psychobadboy

Yes, all of it is true...we really are happier! Tho we somehow still die first before women.

We die first because we WANT TO.

[TexasF355F1]

[Karen512]

Those are great!

It's funny 'cause it's true! (well at least most of it!!)

[psychobadboy]

^ from a girl...that says a lot

[burnM]

Copied... pasted.... printed.

That's going up on the wall at work!

[lakerfan1784]

HAHA, very true! emailed it to every guy I know :P

[Afrofent]

Haha, those are all funny and all true.

[EclipseRST]

lmao... great just great!!!