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06-19-2004, 03:09 AM
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the newly wed couple
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc... The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop ... but at the bar ... you know ... they have frozen glasses ..." He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvre's that are really delicious ... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvre's, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvre's: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. "But my sweet honey ... at the bar ... you know ... there's swearing, dirty words and all that." The wife replied, "You want dirty words, cutie pie? ... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?" ... and, they lived happily ever after. Now isn't that a sweet story?
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06-19-2004, 05:33 AM
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Sounds familiar, only with out the beer or the mug or the snacks. Actually it's mainly the dickhead part that sounds familiar. Something more like this: "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
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06-19-2004, 07:29 AM
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Re: the newly wed couple
coochy cooh
lolly pop pretty face tootsie roll poochi pooh Do people seriously use words like that?
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06-19-2004, 07:35 AM
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06-19-2004, 07:20 PM
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06-19-2004, 07:27 PM
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that's great lmao
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06-19-2004, 07:36 PM
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06-19-2004, 07:40 PM
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