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Old 06-19-2004, 04:01 AM
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John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends . One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St.Peter and said, ''St.Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!'' St. Peter said, ''My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it to Heaven.'' This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other. John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, ''Are you sure I'm in the right place?'

''My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!''

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The keg issue is insurmountable, but it might not be that bad if the hole the woman is lacking was below her nose.
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The keg issue is insurmountable, but it might not be that bad if the hole the woman is lacking was below her nose.
And I'm sure she has hands...one to cover the hole...
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Holly Shit!!1 Lmfao!!!! Encore Encore!!!
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haha funny
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but thats sad.......................keg with a hole
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but thats sad.......................keg with a hole
but how else would you get it out?
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thats gr8 but i wouldnt mind the hole in the keg where else r u gonna put the tap (spoken from a tru alcoholic mind )
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I interpreted as a hole causing it to leak it out....
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No no...

It's said that Heaven is a place where beautiful women abound and beer kegs are stacked high. Hell is where the kegs have holes and the women don't.

Never heard it like this...
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Depends which hole the woman is missing..
If it's the mouth, I won't mind going to hell at all
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thats the thing though. Whatever hole you want gone will still be there and the one you want will be gone

otherwise it wouldn't be hell
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